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    गत दिवस, 10:57 PM
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    Patient: Oh doctor, I?m just so nervous. This is my first operation. - Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too.
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    गत दिवस, 10:57 PM
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    Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell Doctor: Because you came in through the window...
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    गत दिवस, 10:56 PM
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    A wife complains to her husband: Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding...
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    गत दिवस, 10:55 PM
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    My wife suffers from a drinking problem. Oh is she an alcoholic? - No, I am, but she is the one who suffers
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    गत दिवस, 10:55 PM
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    Two Boys were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. ...
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    गत दिवस, 10:55 PM
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    Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why? He wanted to avoid side effects!
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    गत दिवस, 10:54 PM
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    A famous Sardar's declaration to the media: I will never marry in my life. And I will advise the same to my children too"
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    गत दिवस, 10:54 PM
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    Banta enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why? Because the doctor told him to check...
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    गत दिवस, 10:53 PM
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    Sardar was drawing money from ATM. A person, who was just behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks...
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    गत दिवस, 10:51 PM
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    Santa sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. Why? The report said,...
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    गत दिवस, 10:49 PM
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    Sardar bought a lottery ticket for 10 Rs. Luckily Sardar won 10 crores for that. He went to the shop to collect the prize money. The...
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    गत दिवस, 10:47 PM
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    Amith went to an interview. Interviewer: Imagine that you are in the fifteenth floor. Suddenly fire bursts out, and there are many people who...
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    17-07-2018, 07:27 PM
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    THE BIGGEST LIE Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, Why are you arguing? One boy answers, We...
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    17-07-2018, 07:26 PM
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    Santa and Pooja were fixing a bomb in a car. Pooja: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Santa: Dont worry, I have one more.
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    16-07-2018, 06:04 PM
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    Wife: How much do you love me? Santa: l love you so much, l can't measure. Wife: No...just tell me. Santa: Okay, l am like a cell...
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    16-07-2018, 06:04 PM
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    Santa: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you. Santa: Radio label shows Made in Japan
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    16-07-2018, 06:03 PM
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    Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to buy it. Banta: Is this dog faithful ? Santa: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so...
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    16-07-2018, 06:02 PM
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    Santa bought a car on loan.. He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car. Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my...
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    16-07-2018, 06:02 PM
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    Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger? Preeto: I clean the toilet. Banta: How does that help?
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    16-07-2018, 06:01 PM
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    Titanic was sinking. Santa: How much the earth is far from here? Banta: 1 kilo meter. Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "..In...
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    16-07-2018, 06:01 PM
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    Santa being romantic to his wife. "One day God tested me , erased all my memory and asked do you remember anyone now? I told Him your...
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    14-07-2018, 09:33 PM
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    Teacher: Tell me the difference between a Callgirl, Girlfriend and Wife. The whole class became silent till little Manmohan Singh put up his...
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    14-07-2018, 09:17 PM
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    Santa met with and Accident and went to Hospital Docotor: You need stiches Santa: What will be the cost? Doctor: Rs . 800
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    14-07-2018, 09:16 PM
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    After returning back from a foreign trip, Johny asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Johny: In London a lady...
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    14-07-2018, 09:16 PM
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    Officer : Madam swimming is restricted in this lake. Lady: why didn't you tell me when I was removing my clothes? Officer: That is not...
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    14-07-2018, 09:16 PM
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    Manager asked Santa at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Santa replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X
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    14-07-2018, 09:15 PM
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    Salesman: Madam, do you want this powder ? meri: For what ? Salesman: For ants meri: No. If I give powder today, they will ask...
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    14-07-2018, 09:14 PM
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    Russel: Scientists have found ice and water On moon! We just need to carry whisky and chips with us. Bravo: Why? Russel: Can't depend...
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    14-07-2018, 09:14 PM
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    Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one boy He wrote:Due To Rain, No Match!
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    12-07-2018, 09:06 PM
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    Beggar: Sir please give me rs. 10 For coffee. Man: Coffee? Its rs. 5 only. Beggar: 1 for my girlfriend! Man: Wow! you too made a...
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