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    गत दिवस, 09:17 PM
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    A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use, on the average, only 15,000...
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    गत दिवस, 09:16 PM
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    A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock and...
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    गत दिवस, 09:15 PM
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    Breaking news- America advised North Korea not to test any missile or bomb on New Year Eve 2018 coz people enjoy it as Fireworks.
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    गत दिवस, 09:15 PM
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    When a married man says: "I'll think about it", What he really means that, He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet...
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    19-04-2018, 08:57 PM
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    A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his...
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    19-04-2018, 08:56 PM
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    In newyork, a man was watching a movie at home and suddenly shouts nooooooooooooo!! :'( Don't go inside the church its a trap!! Wife: what...
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    19-04-2018, 08:56 PM
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    Teacher: How much is a gram? Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need
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    19-04-2018, 08:55 PM
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    Boss hangs a poster in Office "I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET" He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk. "Your wife called, she wants...
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    19-04-2018, 08:54 PM
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    While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents, "I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life". Have you ever heard...
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    18-04-2018, 03:40 PM
    प*िता: अगर मेरे नदी में तैरने तक तुम एक जगह बैठे रहे तो मैं वापस आकर तुम्हें 20 रुपये दूंगा। बेटा: और अगर आप वापस नहीं आए तो मैं मम्*मी से रुपये ले...
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    18-04-2018, 03:40 PM
    रोहन: अरे, तुम्*हारी पत्*नी को सांप काट रहा है। सोहन: वह काट नहीं रहा है। उसका जहर खत्म हो गया है तो रिचार्ज करवाने आया है।
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    18-04-2018, 03:39 PM
    प्रेमी: डार्लिंग मैं तुमसे शादी नहीं कर सकता। घरवाले मना कर रहे हैं। प्रेमिका: घर में कौन-कौन है? प्रेमी: एक बीवी और दो बच्चे।
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    18-04-2018, 03:39 PM
    पिता: एक समय था जब मैं 10 रुपये में दूध, सब्जी और नाश्ता ले आता था। पप्*पू: अब संभव नहीं है पापा क्*योंकि वहां सीसीटीवी कैमरे लगे होते हैं।
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    18-04-2018, 03:38 PM
    डॉक्टर: आज मैं ऐसी दवा दूंगा कि आप फिर से जवान हो जाएंगे। मरीज: ऐसी दवा मत दीजिएगा डॉक्टर साहब, वरना मेरी पेंशन बंद हो जाएगी।
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    18-04-2018, 03:38 PM
    रोहन और सोहन रोहन: अगर मैं खौलते हुए गर्म पानी में गिर जाऊं तो क्या होगा? सोहन: कुछ नहीं, पानी गर्म रहेगा पर तुम ठंडे हो जाओगे।
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    18-04-2018, 03:37 PM
    वह तो हमारा बस नहीं चलता वरना टूथपेस्ट की तरह गैस सिलिंडर को भी... . . तोड़-मरोड़कर बची-कुची गैस भी निकाल लें!
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    18-04-2018, 03:37 PM
    देश का युवा जाग चुका है और अब ब्रश करके जल्दी से... . . डेली मिलने वाला जियो का 1.5 जीबी डेटा खर्च करेगा!
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    18-04-2018, 03:36 PM
    कमान से निकला तीर और मोहब्बत में कराए गए रिचार्ज के पैसे... . . कभी वापस नहीं आते!
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    18-04-2018, 03:34 PM
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    Door bell rings in a flat & a women, alone in the house, opens the door Beggar: Amma, please give me something Woman: here take Beggar:...
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    18-04-2018, 03:34 PM
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    Interviewer: What drives you? Candidate: The bus mostly. Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning? Candidate:...
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    18-04-2018, 03:34 PM
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    I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore.
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    18-04-2018, 03:33 PM
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    Q: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? A: "I'm sweet on you!"
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    18-04-2018, 03:33 PM
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    One hand on pen, other on phone, One ear on lecture, other on gossip, One eye on board, other on Girlfriend, Which Ass says student life is...
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    18-04-2018, 03:32 PM
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    One Day A Man Was Driving Fast, And He Got Pulled Over By A Police Officer. Officer: "What's Your Excuse For Going Over The Speed Limit?" Man...
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    18-04-2018, 03:32 PM
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    A Husband makes a call 2 his wife from his idea phone. He dials wrong number. Another woman picks it. Both talked for long time and fell in...
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    18-04-2018, 03:32 PM
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    Client: Please remove the unnecessary circle at the end of the sentence. Me: You mean ? the period? Client: I don?t care what you designers...
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    18-04-2018, 03:31 PM
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    While I was out to lunch, my coworker answered my phone and told the caller that I would be back ¿in 20 minutes. The woman asked, ¿?Is that...
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    18-04-2018, 03:31 PM
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    Height of intelligence Madam : Wat came 1st Sun or Moon? Natkhatlal - Obviosly Moon.. madam: How? Natkhatlal : Madam ji Honey'moon' hoga...
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    18-04-2018, 03:30 PM
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    Eight year old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good, mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had...
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    18-04-2018, 03:29 PM
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    Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means... Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE says: No darling , it means... ...
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