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    19-03-2019, 07:04 PM
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    Teacher: Shamu, go to the map and find North America. Shamu: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now, Ramu, who discovered America? Ramu:...
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    19-03-2019, 07:04 PM
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    Teacher: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father: No. Why do you ask that? Teacher: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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    19-03-2019, 07:03 PM
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    Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! Ramu: Yes its really strange. I Have got...
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    19-03-2019, 07:00 PM
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    Dont give importance to money becoz it can give bed but not sleep, books but not brains, clothes but not beauty,
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    19-03-2019, 07:00 PM
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    TIPS For Boys- If you marry one girl, she will fight WITH you. If you marry two girls, they will fight FOR you... Think different
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    19-03-2019, 07:00 PM
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    Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only Sardar:I dont know. Examiner:You failed, whats your name Sardar:See my...
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    19-03-2019, 06:59 PM
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    A Woman Returned Home On Evening And Asked Her New Maid, Woman: Did You Clean Out The Refrigerator As I Told You? Maid: Yes, Mam, And...
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    17-03-2019, 10:28 PM
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    Sam: Dear sir, I want to ask you something. Teacher: yes Sam, ask me, what do you want? Sam: Sir, do you punish anyone for something they...
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    17-03-2019, 10:28 PM
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    Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, School...
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    17-03-2019, 10:27 PM
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    Son: I am not able to go to school today. Father: what happened? Son: I am not feeling well Father: Where you are not feeling well?
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    16-03-2019, 09:49 PM
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    Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809. John stand up and said Abraham Lincoln was born Then teacher again...
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    16-03-2019, 09:49 PM
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    Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa? Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why? Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can not see Africa.
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    16-03-2019, 09:48 PM
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    Johnny asked to Sam what they will do that night. Sam said we will flip a coin Then Johnny said If it comes head, we will go for movies. ...
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    16-03-2019, 09:17 PM
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    One day teacher asked Sam that did his father help him with his homework. Sam simply said that No, he did it all by himself
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    16-03-2019, 09:15 PM
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    Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and he wont be able to come to school today. Teacher: Who is this? Little Sam: This...
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    16-03-2019, 09:15 PM
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    Teacher said the students to convert the sentence I killed a person into future tense. Suddenly Johnny stands up and said, Sir the future...
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    14-03-2019, 09:31 PM
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    Teja, your son is Dead..Hearing this bad news Teja jumps from 50th floor 35 floor He realizes- i dont have son 20 floor-i am not married and...
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    14-03-2019, 09:30 PM
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    Boyfriend: I heard you failed in English! Girlfriend: Nonesense! Who TELLED you?
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    14-03-2019, 09:29 PM
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    A wife complains to her husband: Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, ...
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    13-03-2019, 09:27 PM
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    Managment student kisses a girl. Girl-whats this? Boy- its called DIRECT MARKETING. Girl slaps d boy Boy-what is this? Girl- this is...
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    13-03-2019, 09:27 PM
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    Dr:I Have A Medicine,It Will Make you Young Again! 70Yr Old Man:No! I don't want to be Young. Dr:Why? Old Man: I Will Not Get My Pension...
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    13-03-2019, 09:26 PM
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    Lady Goes to a Fruit Shop Shopkeeper:your Dog is eating my Fruits Lady:- Shona,Dont eat The Fruit without washing them
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    13-03-2019, 08:04 PM
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    Raju calls up white house Raju: I want to be the next president of USA Obama: Are you an idiot?? Raju: Why?? is it Compulsory???
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    12-03-2019, 08:40 PM
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    Physics Teacher: Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isnt that wonderful? Student:...
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    12-03-2019, 08:39 PM
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    A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didnt do. The mother...
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    12-03-2019, 08:38 PM
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    Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies? Student: I dont know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from? ...
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    11-03-2019, 10:40 PM
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    Height Of Overacting Traffic Police: Did Not You Hear My Whistle, Madam?? Madam: Yes I Heard, But I Dont Like Flirting While I Am Driving.
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    11-03-2019, 10:39 PM
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    A rabbit runs, jumps and lives only for 15 years! A turtle doesnt run,does nothing,yet lives for 300 or more years! Moral: EXRCISE IS HELL! ...
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    11-03-2019, 10:38 PM
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    amir Khan - I love walking in the rain so that nobody can see my tears. Sharukh Khan - I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see me...
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    11-03-2019, 10:38 PM
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    Teja waiting at bus stop one gentelman came there by two wheeler and asked you want lift Teja: No thanks my house is in ground floor
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