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    13-12-2018, 08:04 PM
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    Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you ? Student: Meat ! Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you? Student: Bacon!
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    13-12-2018, 08:04 PM
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    Boy: Hey Beautiful, Can I have your number? Girl: No, I have a boyfriend. Boy: But Im gay, can I have the number now? Girl: Oh, okay!...
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    13-12-2018, 08:03 PM
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    Dad- Son, you better pass this exam or rather forget that im your father! Son- Sure dad ! Whatever ! 5 hours later Dad- Howz ur exam?
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    13-12-2018, 08:03 PM
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    Grandpa: Go hide, your teacher is here because you skipped school today ! Boy: No you go hide. I told her you were dead !
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    13-12-2018, 08:03 PM
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    Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an I Student: I is the.... Teacher: Stop! Never put is after an I. Always put am after an I....
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    13-12-2018, 08:02 PM
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    During a software company interview: HR: Suppose i select you, where do you see your self 5 yrs from now? Student: At home waiting for the...
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    12-12-2018, 08:23 PM
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    KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ? DAD : - Every time a son make his dad unhappy , one of his fathers hair turns white..! KID :-...
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    12-12-2018, 08:22 PM
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    A Sweet demand by a kid. A kid was beaten by his mom. Dad came n asked- what happen son? Kid said - I cant adjust with your wife anymore, ...
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    12-12-2018, 08:22 PM
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    Teacher : Your Son is intelligent But Spends a lot of Time Thinking About Girls..! Mother : If You Find a Solution, Please Advise me, His Father...
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    12-12-2018, 08:22 PM
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    A Crazy Patient Went to the Doctor and Asked, if a Toothless Dog Bites Me What Treatment You Would Do ? Doctor - Nothing I Would Give You a...
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    12-12-2018, 08:21 PM
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    Question by a student !! If a single teacher cant teach us all the subjects, Then? How could you expect a single student
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    11-12-2018, 07:16 PM
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    A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor. Which will reach down first? . . Ans:The Pizza,as its fast food!
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    11-12-2018, 07:15 PM
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    I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me. Give me a Loan, and
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    11-12-2018, 07:15 PM
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    Class Room is Like a Train 1st Two Benches are Reserved For VIP . . Next Two Benches are General coach Then Last Two Benches are Very...
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    11-12-2018, 07:15 PM
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    Exams are like Girl friends Too many questions Difficult to understand More explanation is needed
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    11-12-2018, 07:14 PM
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    Record breaking - 1 million idea connections sold in just 3 days due to one simple printing mistake of one word in the idea sloGan..... ...
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    11-12-2018, 07:14 PM
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    They say milk gives u strength! Drink 5 glasses of Milk n try moving a wall You cant! But drink 5 shots of vodka and see the wall moves on...
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    11-12-2018, 07:13 PM
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    Scientists Have Discovered A Certain Activity That Diminishes A Womans Anger By 90 Percent
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    11-12-2018, 07:13 PM
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    I Hate How Chocolates Immediately Melts On My Fingers ... I Mean Damn, Am I That Hot . . .
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    09-12-2018, 10:13 PM
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    Height of flirting of ENGINEERS Teachr: Where is your Asignmnt book? Stdnt:Mam, I lost it While fighting with students who said dat you...
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    09-12-2018, 10:13 PM
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    A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctors surgery. Why is your stomach so big ?? he asks. ...
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    09-12-2018, 10:12 PM
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    Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women what do we learn from this? Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find...
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    09-12-2018, 10:12 PM
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    I Saw It With My Eyes But Couldnt Understand It Took It In My Hands, But Couldnt Understand It Keep Thinking For A Long Time, But Again...
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    08-12-2018, 07:42 PM
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    Santa In A Interview. Interviewer: Imagine, In A Closed Room, How Can You Escape If It Caught Fire? Santa: Simple, Stop Imagining
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    08-12-2018, 07:41 PM
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    In Every Love Story Sister Support Brother But Brother Never Support Sister. You Know Why ? Because Sister Know What Love Is
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    08-12-2018, 07:41 PM
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    New Idea Of Proposing A Girl. Boy: Can I Take A Photo Of You Girl: Why ? Boy: Just Wanted To Show My Children How Their Mom Looked In Her...
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    08-12-2018, 07:40 PM
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    An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Your Ticket Get Your Wifes Ticket Free. After Great Success, The Company...
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    08-12-2018, 07:40 PM
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    Before Exam Boy To His Girl-Friend Boy: Hey, All The Best Girl-Friend: All The Best To You Too But Girl Scored 80 Marks And Boy Failed. ...
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    08-12-2018, 07:37 PM
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    A Man Was Going In His Ferrari Suddenly Had An Accident. The Car Was Totally Wrecked But Some How The Man Was Safe. Policemen Arrives Man...
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    06-12-2018, 10:48 PM
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    Santa?s Complaint To Flipkart Support Center: Dear Flipkart, I Always Opt For Cash On Delivery But Your Delivery Boy Never Gives Me The Cash!
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