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    21-09-2018, 09:46 PM
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    Teacher : who is Tipu Sultan? Pappu : I dont know miss. Teacher : Concentrate on your studies. Pappu : Do you know Jennifer Teacher : I...
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    21-09-2018, 09:45 PM
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    A man asks a farmer near a field, Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the...
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    21-09-2018, 09:45 PM
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    Two terrorists having discussion in a bar. The waiter asks them what the discussion was about? Terrorist :- We are planning to kill 14...
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    21-09-2018, 09:44 PM
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    17-09-2018, 09:16 PM
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    A beautiful girl asked me in a restaurant, Are you single? I happily replied, Yes... She took away the extra chair in front of me!
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    17-09-2018, 09:13 PM
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    The Sun makes moon shine Curent makes bulbs shine Wax makes candles shine But I'm really confused. Wat makes u shine?
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    17-09-2018, 09:12 PM
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    Two Guys Were Following Two Girls Both Girls Took Rakhi and Tied To Their Hands. 1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now? 2nd Guy-U Marry My...
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    17-09-2018, 09:12 PM
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    Maths Teacher : What Is A Line? Student : A Line Is A Dot That's Going For A Walk. Teacher : Then What Is A Parallel Line? Student : A Dot...
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    16-09-2018, 10:12 PM
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    Today my Wi-Fi Suddenly Stopped Working Then I Realized that my Neighbors have not paid the bill.. How irresponsible they are..!!!!
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    16-09-2018, 10:12 PM
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    After massive demand from all husbands... A new app called, Fear is launched in IPHONE 7 You just say ,Wife and it immediately closes...
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    16-09-2018, 10:12 PM
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    Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and he don?t be able to come to school today. Teacher: Who is this? Little Sam:...
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    16-09-2018, 10:12 PM
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    Once a doctor with knife in hand was running behind a patient? People asked: What happend Doctor? Doctor: It?s 4th time he came for brain...
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    15-09-2018, 05:54 PM
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    A rabbit runs, jumps and lives only for 15 years! A turtle doesn't run,does nothing,yet lives for 300 or more years! Moral: EXRCISE IS HELL! ...
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    Pappu: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day! Dad: What role are you playing? Pappu: A husband! Dad: Stupid, ask for...
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    15-09-2018, 05:53 PM
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    15-09-2018, 05:53 PM
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    14-09-2018, 06:12 PM
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    14-09-2018, 06:07 PM
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    Height Of Overacting Traffic Police: Did Not You Hear My Whistle, Madam?? Madam: Yes I Heard, But I Dont Like Flirting While I Am Driving.
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    14-09-2018, 06:06 PM
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    Husband: I want divorce. My wifehasn't spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!
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    13-09-2018, 11:09 PM
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    13-09-2018, 11:09 PM
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    13-09-2018, 11:08 PM
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    13-09-2018, 11:08 PM
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    13-09-2018, 11:08 PM
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    13-09-2018, 11:08 PM
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    A Crazy Patient Went to the Doctor and Asked, If a Toothless Dog Bites Me What Treatment You Would Do? Doctor - Nothing I Would Give...
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    13-09-2018, 11:07 PM
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    Doctor :- You Should Take at Least 10 Glasses of Water Every Day..! Patient :- It Is Impossible. Doctor :- Why.?? Patient :- I Have...
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    Teacher:children exams r coming soon soif u have any doubt u can ask me..! Student: In which printing press d question paperis printed ?
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