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    21-09-2020, 07:52 PM
    Neelima replied to a thread Jokes in English Section
    एक भाई ने अपनी पत्नी को सुबह 9 बजे से बैंक की लाइन में खड़ा करवा दिया और खुद office चला गया! शाम को जब वापस आया तो पत्नी बोली:- धूप में...
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    20-09-2020, 10:14 PM
    Neelima replied to a thread Jokes in English Section
    रात को पलंग पर पति अपनी लेटी हुई पत्नी के पास जाकर उसके कंधे के आस-पास अपना हाथ लगाता है इसके बाद कमर के इधर-उधर फिर उसकी कलाई के पास फिर गर्दन...
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    19-09-2020, 09:15 PM
    Neelima replied to a thread Jokes in English Section
    Girl To Other Girl: “You Are So Beautiful” Other Girl: “Thank You Are Beautiful Too” Now Boy To Another Boy: “Hi, You Are Handsome” Other...
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    19-09-2020, 09:14 PM
    Neelima replied to a thread Jokes in English Section
    All Scientists Fail To Answer This But Santa Rocks. Question: “Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid On Heating?” Ans: “Besan Ke Pakode“
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    19-09-2020, 09:14 PM
    Neelima replied to a thread Jokes in English Section
    Wo Ladki Aaj Bhi Garmi Mein Mar Rahi Hai, Jisko Maine Ek Baar Ye Kaha Tha Ki, Tum Is Sweater Mein Katrina Lagti Ho…
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    19-09-2020, 09:13 PM
    Neelima replied to a thread Jokes in English Section
    If Bollywood Movies Were Directed In Pubs: 1. Sita Aur Margarita 2. Corona Pyaar Hai 3. Soda Akbar 4. Rab Ne Pila Di Thodi
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    19-09-2020, 09:13 PM
    Neelima replied to a thread Jokes in English Section
    Postman Doorbell Bajata Hai. Ek Bachha Mooh Mein Cigarette Liye Aur Hath Mein Beer Glass Pakde Hue Bahar Nikla. Postman: “Beta, Papa Hai ?” ...
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    19-09-2020, 09:12 PM
    Neelima replied to a thread Jokes in English Section
    Ladke Ne Chinki Ko Offer Marne Ke Liye Sher Maara Ladka: “Chalte Chalte Yun Hi Rook Jaata Hoon Main, Baithe Baithe Yun Hi Kho Jaata Hoon Main, Kya...
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    19-09-2020, 09:12 PM
    Neelima replied to a thread Jokes in English Section
    Santa Software Company Mein Interview De Raha Tha, Manager Ne Pucha. Manager: “Apko MS-Office Malum Hai Kya?” Santa: “Sir, Agar Aap Address...
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    19-09-2020, 09:12 PM
    Neelima replied to a thread Jokes in English Section
    Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath Bus Stand Par Bus Ki Wait Kar Raha Tha. Ladka Girlfriend Ko Jealous Feel Karane Ke Liye: “Oye Wo Dekh, Wo Ladki...
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    19-09-2020, 08:13 PM
    Neelima replied to a thread Jokes in English Section
    आदमी सैलून से लौटकर नहाता जरूर है लेकिन आज तक किसी भी महिला ने पार्लर से लौटकर मुँह धोया हो तो बताओ
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    17-09-2020, 09:56 PM
    Neelima replied to a thread Jokes in English Section
    English Teacher Ask To Pappu. Teacher: “What Is A Verb?” Pappu: “A Verb Is A Valve Found In Bicycle Tyre” Teacher: “What Are You Saying?”...
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    17-09-2020, 09:56 PM
    Neelima replied to a thread Jokes in English Section
    Class Mein Teacher Sabka Home Work Check Kar Raha Tha, Jab Santa Ki Baari Aayi To Teacher Ne Dekha Ki Usne Homework Nahi Kiya Hua To Vo Santa Ko...
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    17-09-2020, 09:55 PM
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    Teacher Ne School Khatam Hone Ke Baad Ek Ladke Ko Pakda Aur Pucha Teacher: “Nalayak Tu Saara Din Class Mein Ladkiyo Ke Saath Itni Baate Karta...
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    17-09-2020, 09:53 PM
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    Wife: “What Would You Do If I Died? Would You Get Married Again?” Husband: “No.” Wife: “Why Not? Don’t You Like Being Married?” Husband:...
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    17-09-2020, 09:53 PM
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    Santa Apne Padosi Dost Banta Se Bola. Santa: “Abe Aaj Subha Tere Kutte Ne Meri Kitaab Faad Di” Banta: “Main Use Abhi Saja Deta Hoon” Santa:...
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    17-09-2020, 09:53 PM
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    Ek Sawal Jo Aaj Tak Mujhe Samajh Nahi Aaya Ladki Jab Roti Hai To Wo Aankhon Ki Bajaye, Muh Par Kyun Hath Rakhti Hai?
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    17-09-2020, 09:52 PM
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    Agar Aurat Pe Haath Uthaye To Zalim, Aurat Se Pit Jaaye To Buzdil, Aurat Ko Kisi Ke Sath Dekh Ke Ladaayi Kare To Jealous, Chup Rahe To Begairat, ...
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    17-09-2020, 09:51 PM
    Neelima replied to a thread Jokes in English Section
    Santa Ne Restaurant Mein Ek Bahut Hi Khubsoorat Ladki Bethi Dekhi. Dil Pe Kaboo Na Raha Aur Tangon Ko Roka Na Gaya To Uske Pass Jaake Bola ...
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    17-09-2020, 09:51 PM
    Neelima replied to a thread Jokes in English Section
    Love Marriage Ke Kuch Saalo Baad Ek Din Patni Rote Hue Pati Ko Boli Patni: “Agar Mujhe Pata Hota Ki Tum Itne Gareeb Ho To Main Tumse Kabhi Shadi...
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    17-09-2020, 09:49 PM
    Neelima replied to a thread Jokes in English Section
    Ek Juth Aapki Zindagi Ke 5 Minute Kam Kar Deta Hai, Aur 1 Muskurahat Aapki Zindagi Ke 10 Minute Badha Deti Hai, Moral: “Haste-Haste Juth Bolo...
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    17-09-2020, 09:49 PM
    Neelima replied to a thread Jokes in English Section
    Ek Sheikh Ka Beta Apni Girl Friend Ke Saath Ghoom Ke Ghar Aaya To Baap Ne Puchha. Baap: “Kitne Paise Kharch Kiye?” Beta: “50 Rupaye” Baap:...
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    17-09-2020, 09:48 PM
    Neelima replied to a thread Jokes in English Section
    Madam Asked His Student To Get His Fathers Signature On His Report Card Tomorrow. Student Bought His Report Card Next Day With A Signature On It...
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    17-09-2020, 09:42 PM
    Neelima replied to a thread Jokes in English Section
    Dentist To Manmohan Singh During His Annual Check-Up. Dentist: “Sir, At Least In My Clinic, Please Open Your Mouth“
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    17-09-2020, 09:39 PM
    Neelima replied to a thread Jokes in English Section
    Santa Electric Shop Mein Gaya Aur Bola Santa: “Do Pankhe Dena, Ek Ladies Aur Ek Gents” Salesman Hairani Se: “Abe Pankhon Mein Ladies Aur Gents...
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    17-09-2020, 09:32 PM
    Neelima replied to a thread Jokes in English Section
    Ek Ladki Apne Boyfriend Ke Saath Car Mein Long Drive Pe Ja Rahi Thi, Achaanak Raaste Mein Ladki Boli. Ladki: “Suno, Kya Tum Ek Hath Se Car...
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    17-09-2020, 09:31 PM
    Neelima replied to a thread Jokes in English Section
    Kuchh Safalata Ke Mool-Mantar. 1. Kabhi Top Na Karo – Warna log Tumse Jalte Rahenge. 2. Hamesha Class Mein Late Aao – Iss Tarah Har Teacher...
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    15-09-2020, 09:37 PM
    Neelima replied to a thread Jokes in English Section
    विवाह की बात हमेशा हिंदी में ही करना चाहिए...!!! अंग्रेजी से जरा बच के रहे...!???? 1) लड़की वाले : बेटा क्या करते हो .??? ???? लड़का : I am ...
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    13-09-2020, 02:59 PM
    Neelima replied to a thread Jokes in English Section
    परीक्षा में गब्बरसिंह का चरित्र चित्रण करने के लिए कहा गया-???????? . दसवीं के एक छात्र ने लिखा-???? . 1. सादगी भरा जीवन- :- शहर की भीड़ से दूर...
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    12-09-2020, 10:24 PM
    Neelima replied to a thread Jokes in English Section
    पत्नि: आज क्या बनाऊँ? पति: *कोरोना की वैक्सीन* बन जाये तो बना लो.. ???????? पत्नि: *तुम्हारे साथ शादी* हो गई, तो सारा *टैलेंट ब्लॉक* हो...
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