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    गत दिवस, 10:07 PM
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    Sam: Dear sir, I want to ask you something. Teacher: yes Sam, ask me, what do you want? Sam: Sir, do you punish anyone for something they...
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    गत दिवस, 10:02 PM
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    One day teacher asked Sam that did his father help him with his homework. Sam simply said that No, he did it all by himself
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    गत दिवस, 10:01 PM
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    Colleague: “Sorry I’m Late, I Got Stuck In An Elevator For 4 Hours Because Of A Power Failure.” Santa: “That’s Alright, Me Too I Got Stuck On The...
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    गत दिवस, 10:01 PM
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    Chota Bachcha Bhaga-Bhaga Maan Ke Pass Aaya Aur Bola Bachcha: “Mummy-Mummy, Naukar Kitchen Mein Naukrani Ko Kiss Kar Raha Hai” Mummy Ye Sun Ke...
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    गत दिवस, 10:00 PM
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    Husband SMS His Wife: Hi, What You Doing Darling? Wife: Iam Dying Husband Jumps With Joy But Types: Oh My Dear, How Can I Live Without You? ...
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    गत दिवस, 10:00 PM
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    Sardar set his marriage on March second. His invitation read: Marriage on March second. Please come on first night
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    गत दिवस, 10:00 PM
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    Kisi Ne Railway Station Par Ek Lady Ki Chair Ke Neeche Bomb Rakh Diya. Aur Tabhi Sab Shor Machane Lage: “Aunty Bomb Hai ……….” Lady Smiled &...
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    गत दिवस, 10:00 PM
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    Fair & Lovely Ki Unseen Ad Maa: “Nalayak, Itni Raat Tak Kaha Thi?” Beti: “Mom, Boyfriend Ke Saath” Maa: “Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala?” Beti: “To...
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    गत दिवस, 09:59 PM
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    Smart Log Hamesha Ye Kyu Kahte Hai Ki Main Abhi Busy Hoon, Socho ? Baad Mein Bataunga, Main Abhi Busy Hoon.
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    गत दिवस, 09:58 PM
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    Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, School...
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    गत दिवस, 09:58 PM
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    Teacher said the students to convert the sentence I killed a person into future tense. Suddenly Johnny stands up and said, Sir the future...
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    गत दिवस, 09:58 PM
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    Sir: Todays topic is Photosynthesis Student: Okay sir. Sir: Tell me, what's Photosynthesis? Student: Todays topic.
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    गत दिवस, 09:57 PM
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    Child : Mummy why ****hi has no hair on his head...? Mummy : Because he speak only truth... Child : Now I understood why ladies have long...
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    गत दिवस, 09:57 PM
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    Santa Ki Bevkoofiyo Ki Wajah Se Judge Ne Usko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kar Maut Ki Saza Sunayi. Jab Usko Chair Pe Bithaya Gaya To Jallad Ne Us Se...
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    गत दिवस, 09:56 PM
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    Change Can’t Be Given To You Every Time, You Must Bring The Change Yourself. Great Lines By Genda-Mal Halwai (Bus Conductor). Moral: Kripya...
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    गत दिवस, 09:56 PM
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    Bhakt: “Sharab Aur Pyaar Mein Kya Rishta Hai ?” Baba Ji: “Bachha Koi Khas Farak Nahi, Bas Sharab Over Hone Se Ladka Ulti Karta Hai Lekin Pyaar...
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    गत दिवस, 09:56 PM
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    Research Says Girls Take Three Days To Judge A Boy Whether She Likes Him. Boys Take Three Seconds, 1 Sec.: “Kya Ladki Hai Yaar” 2 Sec.:...
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    गत दिवस, 09:55 PM
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    Kid-mom did you see me before i was born? Mom-no i didn't kid-then after i was born how did u know its me? Such kids become external...
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    गत दिवस, 09:54 PM
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    Ramesh waiting at bus stop 1 gentelman came there by two wheeler and asked you want lift Ramesh: No thanks my house is in ground floor
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    गत दिवस, 09:54 PM
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    Height Of Overacting Traffic Police: Did Not You Hear My Whistle, Madam?? Madam: Yes I Heard, But I Don't Like Flirting While I Am...
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    18-09-2019, 11:18 PM
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    Teja being romantic to his wife. One day God tested me , erased all my memory and asked do you remember anyone now? I told Him your name...
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    18-09-2019, 11:18 PM
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    A boy met a girl in Metro. Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Boy: Awwww... Are you single? Girl: No, I...
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    18-09-2019, 11:18 PM
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    A Sweet demand by a kid. A kid was beaten by his mom. Dad came n asked- what happen son? Kid said - I cant adjust with your wife anymore, ...
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    18-09-2019, 11:18 PM
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    A Girl siting on a park bench. Funny Beggar: Hi sweetheart. She angrily: How dare U call me sweetheart? Beggar: Then What the HELL R U...
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    18-09-2019, 11:17 PM
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    Pathan Ki Shaadi Pe Sab Pathan Hi Aaye Hue The. Khana Start Hua To Ek Pathan Ne Plate Pe Tissue Paper Dekh Kar Socha Ki Shayad Yeh Bhi Khane Wali...
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    18-09-2019, 11:17 PM
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    Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ki Car Se Takrake Ek Tota Behosh Ho Gaya. Aadmi Ne Uspar Taras Khaya Aur Tote Ko Uthake Ghar Le Aaya. Ussne Usse Pinjre Mein...
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    18-09-2019, 11:17 PM
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    KG: “Kisi Se Dosti Nahi Thi Aur Ladka Ladki Sab Hath Pakad Kar Chalte The” 12th: “Dosti Bhi Hai Aur Pyar Bhi, Par Hath Pakadne Se Darte Hai” KG:...
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    18-09-2019, 11:16 PM
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    Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Se Baatein Kar Raha Tha Girlfriend Bade Pyaar Se: “Achha Ek Baat Batao Tumhe Kaisi Ladki Pasand Hai?” Ladka:...
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    18-09-2019, 11:15 PM
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    A Crazy Patient Went to the Doctor and Asked, if a Toothless Dog Bites Me What Treatment You Would Do? Doctor - Nothing I Would Give...
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    18-09-2019, 11:15 PM
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    A Little Boy Was Doing His Maths Homework, Saying To Himself, 2+5 The Son Of Bitch Is 7, 3+6 The Son Of Bitch Is 9. His Mother Heard This and...
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