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    16-10-2019, 11:21 PM
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    Male Criteria For Life Partner: “They Expect Their Women To Look Like Miss Universe & Work Like Massi” And Females Criteria For Life Partner: ...
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    16-10-2019, 11:21 PM
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    Ek Mandir Ki Diwar Pe Likha Tha, Ager Gunah Ker Ke Thak Gaye Ho Toh Ander Aajao, Neche Ek Ladki Lipstick Se Likh Gayi, Ager Nahi Thake Toh Mandir...
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    16-10-2019, 11:21 PM
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    Dual Heart Attack Message By A Girl. 1st Message: “Let’s Breakup Now, Its All Over” 2nd Message: “Sorry-Sorry, That Was Not For You“
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    16-10-2019, 11:20 PM
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    Ek Dukhi Baap Apne Khas Dost Ko Apna Dukhda Suna Raha Tha. Baap: “Mere Char Bache Hai, 1st Mba, 2nd Mca, 3rd Phd, 4th Chor Hai” Dost: “Chor Ko...
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    16-10-2019, 11:20 PM
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    A Journalist Went To A Mental Hospital And Asked A Doctor, Journalist: “How Do You Determine Whether To Admit A Patient Or Not?” Doctor: “Well,...
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    16-10-2019, 11:20 PM
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    When Your Life Is In Darkness, Pray God And Ask Him To Free You From Darkness. Even After You Pray, If Your Still In Darkness, Please Pay...
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    16-10-2019, 11:20 PM
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    Teacher Pappu Se Tang Aake Ek Din Usko Class Mein Khada Karva Ke Boli. Teacher: “Pappu Tum Bahut Badtameez Hote Ja Rahe Ho, Batao Kya Saja Dun...
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    16-10-2019, 11:19 PM
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    Madam Ne Class Mein Ek Naye Aaye Bache Se Puchha Madam: “Kaun Sa Parindaa Sab Se Tez Udta Hai?” Ladka: “Hathi” Madam Ko Ye Sun Kar Gussa Aa...
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    16-10-2019, 11:19 PM
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    Maine Ek Din Wall Pe Non Veg Joke Post Kiya.. Ek Ladki Ne Comment Kiya:” Samajh Me Nahi Aaya Joke” Ek Ladke Ne Us Ladki K Comment Ka Reply...
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    16-10-2019, 11:19 PM
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    Santa Ek Din Zoo Mein Gaya. Wahan Ek Tote Ke Pinjre Pe Likha Tha: “Ye Parrot (Tota) English, Punjabi Aur Hindi Jaanta Hai.” Santa Ne Socha Ki...
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    16-10-2019, 11:18 PM
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    Ek Faqeer Bus Stand Per Khada Bheekh Maang Raha Hota Hai, Ek Lady Ko Dekh Woh Usse Bolta Hai. Faqeer: “Aye Maayi Allah Ke Naam Pe Ek Rupaya Hi De...
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    16-10-2019, 11:18 PM
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    A Marwadi calls Newspapr to print death of his grandpa.. Clerk-Rs.50/- word. Marwadi- Dada Dead clerk-sorry,Minimum 5 wrds.
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    16-10-2019, 11:18 PM
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    A drunk man was strunlin to open door with key. Frnd askd - Can I help to open the door? Drunk: dude just hold the house straight and i will...
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    16-10-2019, 11:18 PM
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    Boy asked his dad for a bike. Dad : why did god give you two legs ? Boy : one to change gear and other to apply break Youngster rock.
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    16-10-2019, 11:17 PM
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    Teja was driving down the highway past a sign that said, Clean Toilets 8 Kms. By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets.
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    16-10-2019, 11:17 PM
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    Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke. Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..! Boy- SHUT UP.., U...
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    16-10-2019, 11:16 PM
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    Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i...
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    16-10-2019, 11:16 PM
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    Santa Ki Biwi Preeto Ne Ek Din Santa Ko Bola Preeto: “Oh Ji, Mere Mobile Mein Kisine, I Love You Ka Message Bheja Hai” Santa Gusse Se: “Aise...
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    16-10-2019, 11:15 PM
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    Question: “Prove That 2/10 = 2” Arts Student: “Out Of Course.” Commerce Student: “Wrong Question.” Medical Student: “What The Hell, It’s Not...
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    16-10-2019, 11:15 PM
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    Bus Chali Jhatka Laga Santa Ek Ladki Par Ja Gira, Ladki Gusse Se Boli: “BadTamij, Kya Kar Raha Hai?” Santa Khush Hote Hue Bola: “Ji, Punjab...
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    16-10-2019, 11:15 PM
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    Patni Bazaar Se Shopping Karke Ghar Aayi, Pati Ne Dekha Aur Use Bola Pati: “Arrey Ye Kya, Tum Ek Aur Suit Le Aayi? Abhi Parson Hi To…” Biwi...
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    14-10-2019, 10:16 PM
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    A Tata Nano Breaks Down On A Roadside. A BMW 750Li Stops To Help The Old Driver Of Nano. BMW Driver Said: I Will Tow You To The Next Service...
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    14-10-2019, 10:16 PM
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    Dad Came Into His Sons Room And Said, Dad: Son, Give Me Your Mobile For A Minute. Son: Wait Dad, Let Me Switch It On. Girlfriend Picture...
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    14-10-2019, 10:15 PM
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    After Engagement Girl Says To Boy. Girl: Now Stop Looking At Girls, You Are Committed Now Boy: Oh What Do You Mean, If I Am On Diet, That...
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    14-10-2019, 10:15 PM
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    Ek 6 Feet Ka Lamba ***** Pehalwaan Bas Mein Ja Raha Tha. Conductor Uske Paas Aaya Aur Bola: “Bhai Saab Ticket Dikhao?” Pehalwaan: “Hum Ticket...
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    14-10-2019, 10:15 PM
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    Ek Police Wale Ka Beta Result Sheet Lekar Ghar Aaya Baap Ne Result Dekha Aur Gusse Se Bete Se Bola: “Itne Kam Number Kyun Aaye? Aaj Se Tera Khelna...
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    14-10-2019, 10:14 PM
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    Bas Stand Pe Khadi Ek Sunder Si Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Pappu Se Raha Na Gaya, Jaakar Usko Bola. Pappu: “I Love You” Ladki: “Tameez Se Baat Karo” ...
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    14-10-2019, 10:14 PM
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    Pappu To Boss: I Got To Definitely Have A Salary Increase, Three Other Companies Are After Me Boss: Really? Which Are The Three Companies? ...
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    14-10-2019, 10:13 PM
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    Maths Madam To Pappu: If You Have 12 Chocolates And You Give 5 To Leena, 3 To Teena And 4 To Meena, Then What Will You Get? Pappu: 3 New Girl...
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    14-10-2019, 10:13 PM
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    A Tourist Asked A Boat Guide: Do You Know Psychology, Geography, Geology And Criminology? The Guide Said: No To All The Questions The...
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