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    गत दिवस, 06:35 PM
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    Two old men were sitting next to each other on the London subway . Their hearing wasn't so good. One says, "Is this Wembley? No," the...
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    गत दिवस, 06:35 PM
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    My wife suffers from a drinking problem. Oh is she an alcoholic? No, I am, but she is the one who suffers.
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    गत दिवस, 06:34 PM
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    Patient: Oh Doctor, Iam starting to forget things. Doctor: Since when have you had this condition? Patient: What condition?
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    गत दिवस, 06:33 PM
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    Santa Ek Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Aur Us Se Puchha Santa: “Doctor Saab, Ghar Jaakar Check Karne Ki Kya Fees Hai?” Doctor Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola:...
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    गत दिवस, 06:33 PM
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    The Most Heart Breaking Moment In Our Childhood . . . Ghar Aaye Mehmano Ke Diye Hue 500 Rupaye . . . . Jab Mummy Wapis Le Leti Hai
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    गत दिवस, 06:32 PM
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    Never Reject Any Girl In Your Life, B’coz A Gud Girl Gives You Hapiness, And A Bad Girl Gives You Experience, Both Are Essential In Life… ...
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    गत दिवस, 06:32 PM
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    Santa Electric Shop Pe Gaya Aur Dukandar Se Bola Santa: “Ek Kala Bulb Dena” Dukandar: “Bhai Sahab, Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge?” Santa: “Yaar,...
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    गत दिवस, 06:31 PM
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    Ek Chor Ek Crore Rupaye Aur Bahut Sara Gold Chori Karke Bhaaga. Police Piche Padi Hui Thi, Isliye Bachne Ke Liye Ek Gunge, Bahre Insan Ke Ghar...
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    गत दिवस, 06:31 PM
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    American: “Maine Husband Se Kaha Ke Ab Se Khana Tum Pakao Ge, 2nd Day Usne Kuch Nahi Kiya, 3rd Day Usne Dinner Bana Liya” German: “Maine Husband...
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    गत दिवस, 06:30 PM
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    Ek Sunder Si Ladki Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli. Ladki: “Dr Saab, Meri Skin Bahut Soft, Sensitive Hai Aur Rang Bahut Gora Hai, Sone Se Pehle Kya...
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    गत दिवस, 06:30 PM
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    A Very Hottest Message Written In Front Of A Girls’s T-Shirt. Sirf Sochne Se Nahi, Sirf Dekhne Se Nahi, Kuch Karne Se Bada Hote Hai, ...
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    गत दिवस, 06:30 PM
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    Ek Bar Pappu Ka Mood Bada Udas Thha, Socha Time Pass Ke Liye Kisi Bar Mein Hi Chala Jata Hun. Jake Beth Gaya Bar Mein, Thodi Der Bad Vaha Ek Badi...
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    गत दिवस, 06:29 PM
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    Office Mein Aayi Ek Nayi Secretary Ne Apne Boss Se Ek Din Puchha Secretary: “Sir, Aap Ki Biwi Mujhe Itni Shak Bhari Nazron Se Kyun Dekhti Hai?” ...
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    गत दिवस, 06:29 PM
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    Ustad Fursat Fatte Haal Ji Apni Dukhbhari Aap Beeti Sunate Hue Sher Arz Karte Hai Hamare To Sare Khwab Ussi Din Choor Choor Ho Gaye Fursat, Jab...
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    गत दिवस, 06:28 PM
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    Santa Was Spending Some Of His Hard-Earned Cash On A Luxury Cruise And Was Given A Table With A Frenchman. At Their First Meal Together, The...
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    गत दिवस, 06:28 PM
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    Wife : Honey before we got married , you used to give me gifts and expensive jewelery. Husband : Yes...so ? Wife : How come you don't do it...
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    गत दिवस, 06:28 PM
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    Girl:-If we get married stop smoking... Boy:-Ok Girl:-Drinking too.. Boy:-Ok
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    गत दिवस, 06:27 PM
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    Before Exam Boy To His Girl-Friend Boy: Hey, All The Best Girl-Friend: All The Best To You Too But Girl Scored 80 Marks And Boy Failed. ...
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    गत दिवस, 06:25 PM
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    Pappu To Boss: I Got To Definitely Have A Salary Increase, three Other Companies Are After Me Boss: Really? Which Are The Three Companies? ...
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    गत दिवस, 05:54 PM
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    Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and he don?t be able tocome to school today. Teacher: Who is this? Little Sam: This...
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    गत दिवस, 05:53 PM
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    A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. The doctor asks, What do you mean? The man says, When I touch my...
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    गत दिवस, 05:53 PM
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    Once all the engineering professors were sitting in one plane. Before the takeoff, one announcement came This plane is made by your...
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    गत दिवस, 05:53 PM
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    Dad, I don't want to go to school today." said the boy. Why not, son? Well, one of the chickens on the school farm died last week and we had...
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    गत दिवस, 05:52 PM
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    A Man Was Going In His Ferrari Suddenly Had An Accident. The Car Was Totally Wrecked But Some How The Man Was Safe. Policemen Arrives Man...
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    गत दिवस, 05:50 PM
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    The day of the oral exam: Teacher: Are you nervous? Student: No, I am not. I am single. Teacher: Is this your pencil?
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    12-06-2019, 08:53 PM
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    Officer: You were speeding. Man: No, I wasn't. Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket. Man: But I wasn't speeding.
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    12-06-2019, 08:53 PM
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    In the classroom the teacher is asking a student to do something. Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with "I." Student: I is the ... ...
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    12-06-2019, 08:24 PM
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    Santa Doodh Wale Ki Dukaan Pe Jata Hai Aur Kehta Hai. Santa: “Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai Sharbat Mein Dala Phatt Gya” Doodh Wale Ne...
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    12-06-2019, 08:23 PM
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    Saas Ne Apne Fouji Damaad Ko Khat Likha “Meri Beti Ko Tanha Chhod Ke Tum Sarhad Par Mauj Masti Kar Rahe Ho, Sharafat Se Meri Beti Ke Paas Aa Jao...
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    12-06-2019, 08:23 PM
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    Bahut Badi Company Ka Assistant Ek Din Apne Boss Se Puchhta Hai. Assistant: “Sir, Aap Office Mein Shadi-Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hi Kyu Rakhte Ho?” ...
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