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    गत दिवस, 06:31 PM
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    गत दिवस, 06:30 PM
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    Santa Ki Biwi Preeto Ne Ek Din Beer Pee Li Aur Full Talli Ho Gayi. Santa Ghar Aaya To Preeto Kahti Hai: “Tu Kaun Hai?” Santa: “Tera Dimaag To...
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    Ek Engineering Student Ne Hostel Se Apne Father Ko Letter Likha: No Money, No Fun, Your Son. Kuch Dinon Baad Father Ka Letter Aaya, Jisme...
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    Definition Of “Kiss” From The Educational Point Of View: Maths – “Kiss Is The Shortest Distance Between Two Lips.” Economics – “Kiss Is That...
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    गत दिवस, 06:29 PM
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    During a software company interview: HR: Suppose i select you, where do you see your self 5 yrs from now? Student: At home waiting for the...
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    गत दिवस, 06:29 PM
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    Teacher : Your Son is intelligent But Spends a lot of Time Thinking About Girls..! Mother : If You Find a Solution, Please Advise me, His Father...
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    गत दिवस, 06:28 PM
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    A drunk man was strunling 2 open door with key. Frnd askd - Can I help 2open the door? Drunk: dude just hold the house straight and i will...
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    19-07-2019, 11:35 PM
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    A Young Boy Appointed As Chowkidaar In Nehru Women Hostel, Gujrat. 35 Din Guzarane Ke Baad Hostel Warden Ne Kaha: Warden: “Aap Salary Lene Kyun...
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    19-07-2019, 11:34 PM
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    Mohabbat Ki Raahon Mein Har Pal Dard Milega, Mohabbat Ki Raahon Mein Har Pal Dard Milega, Wadi Sai, Inn Raahon Pe Wine Shop Daalte Hain...
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    19-07-2019, 11:34 PM
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    Bahut Jyada Shaitaniyo Aur Faltu Ki Bakwas Karne Ki Vajah Se Pappu Ek Bar Fail Ho Gaya. Teacher Ne Santa Ko Class Mein Bulaya Aur Boli. ...
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    19-07-2019, 11:33 PM
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    Ladko Ke Fandaa: Uss Se Bichad Jane Ke Baad Main To Marne Hi Wala Tha Ki… Achanak Yaad Aaya, Abbey Uski Saheli Ne Bhi To Apna Number Diya...
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    19-07-2019, 11:33 PM
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    Attitude Of Engineering Student At Exam, Teacher: “Kuch Kiya Bhi Hai Ya Aise Hi Aa Gaye?” Student: “Sir, Breakfast Karke Aaya Hoon, Aur Aap?“
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    19-07-2019, 11:33 PM
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    World Economic Outlook One Day A Tourist Comes To The Only Hotel In A Debt Ridden Town. Lays A $100 Note On The Table & Goes To Inspect The Rooms....
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    19-07-2019, 11:32 PM
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    A Woman Got On A Bus Holding A Baby. The Bus Driver Said: “Ughhh! That’s The Ugliest Baby I’ve Ever Seen.” The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The...
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    19-07-2019, 11:32 PM
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    Once Preeto Caught By Police. Police Questioning With Her: How Did You Kill 32 People On Road With Your Car? Preeto: Look Sir, I Was Driving My...
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    19-07-2019, 11:31 PM
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    A Rich Woman Stops On A Traffic Signal And A Begger Come To Her For Begging. Woman Confused: Arrey, I Have Seen You Somewhere. Beggar: Madam,...
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    19-07-2019, 11:31 PM
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    Philosophy Of Life: At The Beginning Of Any Relationship, Every Girl Feels Her Boyfriend Is GOD. Later On Somehow The Alphabets Get...
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    19-07-2019, 11:31 PM
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    Doctors after Operation and Students after Exams have same thing to say... We tried our best, Right now, we cant say anything,
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    19-07-2019, 11:31 PM
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    Thanks to multiple phone numbers each of the family members carrying now a days ... And the way they are stored... Contact list is a bit...
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    19-07-2019, 11:30 PM
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    A smart sign-board displayed at the highways for encouraging Slow Driving says : Mr LATE is always better than LATE Mr.
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    19-07-2019, 11:30 PM
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    Ek Baar Gaanv Mein Bade Budhon Ko Padhane Ki Government Ne Scheme Chalai. Ek Class Mein Teacher Padhane Laga Aur Bola: “A For Apple, B For Ball, C...
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    19-07-2019, 11:30 PM
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    Muftimal Baniya Apne Antim Samaye Par Apni Patni Ko Bulata Hai. Muftimal: “Sunti Ho Tum Kaha Ho?” Patni Daudi Chali Aayi Aur Boli: “Haan Ji,...
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    19-07-2019, 11:29 PM
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    Father Was Telling The Definition Success To His Son. Father: “Son, Success Is When Your Signature Turns Into An Autograph.” Son: “No Dad,...
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    19-07-2019, 11:29 PM
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    Ghar Ka Kaam Time Se Aur Achhe Tarike Se Nahi Ho Paa Raha Tha To Santa Apni Biwi Ko Bola Santa: “Kaam Ke Liye Koi Bai Hi Rakh Lete Hai?” Preeto...
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    19-07-2019, 11:27 PM
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    Girl - ur name? boy- black lion G -r u joking? B - no, it means kaalu singh.
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    19-07-2019, 11:27 PM
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    Height Of Memory Loss: A Boy Opens His Tiffin Box On The Road Side To See, Whether He Is Going To School, Or Coming Back From School.
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    19-07-2019, 11:27 PM
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    Once a doctor with knife in hand was running behind a patient? People asked: What happend Doctor? Doctor: It?s 4th time he came for brain...
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    19-07-2019, 11:27 PM
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    In A Routine Checkup Nurse To Engineer: Breathe Deeply In And Slowly Exhale, Do It 3 Times. Engineer: Ok Nurse: What Do You Feel Now? ...
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    19-07-2019, 11:26 PM
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    I want u ... To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner.... and to say those sweet three words to you.... Pay The...
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    19-07-2019, 11:25 PM
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    Importance Of Thumb Babies Use It For Chewing. Illiterate People Use It For Sign. Winners Use It For Victory. My Fans Use It For Reading My...
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