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    18-05-2019, 10:15 PM
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    Classes = Jaal The Trap Attendance = Phir Hera Pheri Class Room = No Entry Teacher = Jani Dushman Exam = Agnipath
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    18-05-2019, 10:15 PM
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    Pappu Ek Din Bada Khush Khush Sa Ghar Aya Aur Santa Ko Bola Pappu: “Aaj Madam Ne Ek Aisa Sawaal Pucha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe Hi Pata Tha” Santa...
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    18-05-2019, 10:14 PM
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    A Boy Was Having A Date With His Girl Freind In A Restaurant. Boy Suddenly: “Jaanu Mujhe Na Tumse Kuchh Kahna Tha.” Girl Pizza Khate Hue:...
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    18-05-2019, 10:14 PM
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    Beta Sad Face Bana Kar Ghar Aaya. Beta: “Papa, Main Fail Ho Gaya.” Papa: “Beta, Koi Baat Nahi Tumhari Kismat Mein Fail Hona Likha Tha Ho Gaye.”...
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    18-05-2019, 10:13 PM
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    Have You Every Noticed That a Women's "I Will Be Ready in 5 Minutes" and Man's, " I Will Be Home in 5 Minutes" Are Exactly the Same...! A...
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    18-05-2019, 10:13 PM
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    Teja In A Interview. Interviewer: Imagine, In A Closed Room, How Can You Escape If It Caught Fire? Santa: Simple, Stop Imagining
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    18-05-2019, 10:13 PM
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    Boss : We need someone for this Job, who is Responsible. raju : Sir, your search ends here, in my previous job, whenever anything went...
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    18-05-2019, 10:13 PM
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    New Idea Of Proposing A Girl. Boy: Can I Take A Photo Of You Girl: Why ? Boy: Just Wanted To Show My Children How Their Mom Looked In...
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    18-05-2019, 10:13 PM
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    Cute Girlfriend : My Heart Is Like Moble and You Like a Sim Card..! Boyfriend : I Am Very Happy.! Girlfriend :don't Be Too Happy.. if...
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    18-05-2019, 10:12 PM
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    akhil: Madam, Can I Go To The Bathroom? Madam corrected that wrong sentence: May I Go To The Bathroom? akhil: But I Asked First
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    18-05-2019, 10:11 PM
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    Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" ...
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    18-05-2019, 10:11 PM
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    In the classroom the teacher is asking a student to do something. Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with "I." Student: I is the ... ...
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    18-05-2019, 10:11 PM
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    Anna: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week. Ben: That's impossible. Whose baby? ...
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    18-05-2019, 10:11 PM
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    Bhanu-What Is Will Power? Teja- It?s When You See 25 Girl Friend Reqeusts in Facebook, And Still You Click Logout
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    18-05-2019, 10:10 PM
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    A beautiful girl asked me in a restaurant, "Are you single?" I happily replied, "Yes..." She took away the extra chair in front of me
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    18-05-2019, 10:10 PM
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    An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Your Ticket Get Your Wife?s Ticket Free. After Great Success, The Company...
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    18-05-2019, 10:09 PM
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    In Every Love Story Sister Support Brother But Brother Never Support Sister. You Know Why ? Because Sister Know What Love Is
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    18-05-2019, 10:09 PM
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    Santa Bade Dukhi Man Se Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola. Santa: “Aaj Maine Apni Biwi Ko Watchman Ke Saath Movie Jate Hue Dekha” Banta Hairani Se Bola:...
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    18-05-2019, 10:08 PM
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    Madam Asked His Student To Get His Fathers Signature On His Report Card Tomorrow. Student Bought His Report Card Next Day With A Signature On It...
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    18-05-2019, 10:08 PM
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    Maths Teacher Ne Pappu Se Pucha. Teacher: “Pappu Batao, Tumahre Pass 8 Apples Hai Unko 6 Ladko Mein Kaisi Bantoge?” Pappu Ne Kuch Socha, Dimag...
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    17-05-2019, 07:25 PM
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    A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday...
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    15-05-2019, 11:27 PM
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    Boy: The principal is so dumb! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No... Girl: I am the principal's daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am?
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    15-05-2019, 11:27 PM
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    Bus conductor: Why are taking two tickets? Passenger: Because if i lose one that second ticket will save me. Conductor: what if you lose...
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    15-05-2019, 11:27 PM
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    A boy said to a girl:-Come in my heart and stay here forever Girl replied:-Should i remove my sleepers??? boy,No honey, its not a temple ,...
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    15-05-2019, 11:24 PM
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    Girl asked to Boy: Where are you baby Boy: iam in your Heart baby Girl:Alredy Two boys arey there..dont fight with them baby
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    15-05-2019, 11:24 PM
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    Newtons Laws On Love – Worth Mentioned Universal Law: “Love Can Never Be Created Nor Be Destroyed, It Can Be Transfer Only From One GF To Other” ...
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    15-05-2019, 11:24 PM
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    Santa Ki Biwi Ki Delivery Thhi. Nurse Ne Baby Ko Santa Ke Haath Mein Diya. Santa Ne Baby Ko Dekha Aur Kushi Se Chillaya. Santa: “Ladka Hua,...
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    15-05-2019, 11:24 PM
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    A Girl Went To His Father To Introduce Pappu To Get Married With Him Father With Aggression: “So You Want To Marry My Daughter,What Do You Do For...
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    15-05-2019, 11:23 PM
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    Question: “Which Day Of The Week Is Most Hated By Fish?” Answer: “Fry Day“
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    15-05-2019, 11:23 PM
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    Building Ki 50vi Manjil Pe Lakdi Ka Kaam Chal Raha Tha Ek Aadmi Bhaaga Bhaaga Aya Aur Chilla Ke Bola Santa Tera Beta Accident Mein Mar Gaya ...
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