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    गत दिवस, 08:08 PM
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    A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to deliver The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was...
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    गत दिवस, 08:07 PM
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    Maths Madam To Pappu: If You Have 12 Chocolates And You Give 5 To Leena, 3 To Teena And 4 To Meena, Then What Will You Get? Pappu: 3 New...
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    गत दिवस, 08:07 PM
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    After An Accident: Driver Angrily: I Showed You The Headlights And Told You To Let Me Go First Santa: I Also Started The Wipers And Said No....
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    गत दिवस, 08:07 PM
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    What Is The Best Punishment For A Girl? Give Her New Clothes, Matching Jewellry And Nice Cosmetics And Then Lock Her In A Room Without A...
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    गत दिवस, 08:07 PM
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    Bhanu: Why are you heating the knife? Teja: To do suicide. Bhanu: But why are you heating it? Teja: To prevent infection.
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    गत दिवस, 08:06 PM
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    Tension: when wife is pregnant Terror: When girl friend is preggnant Horror: When both are preggnant Tragedy: When you are not...
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    गत दिवस, 08:06 PM
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    How To Hide Your Important Files From People Without Making Hidden Folders. 1. Go To Desktop And Create A New Folder. 2. Name The Folder...
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    गत दिवस, 08:06 PM
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    Fair & Lovely Ki Unseen Ad Maa: “Nalayak, Itni Raat Tak Kaha Thi?” Beti: “Mom, Boyfriend Ke Saath” Maa: “Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala?” Beti: “To...
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    गत दिवस, 08:05 PM
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    Height Of Memory Loss: A Boy Opens His Tiffin Box On The Road Side To See, Whether He Is Going To School, Or Coming Back From School.
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    गत दिवस, 08:05 PM
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    Ek Pathan Gabraya Hua Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola Pathan: “Dr. Sahab Mere Bete Ne Chaabi Nigal Li Hai.” Doctor: “Kab?” Pathan: “Teen Mahine...
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    गत दिवस, 08:04 PM
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    Garmi Ki Wajah Se Master Ka Dil Padhane Ka Nahi Kar Raha Tha To Vo Bacho Se Idhar Udhar Ke Sawal Puch Ke Time Pas Karne Lag Gaya. Pappu Ki Bari...
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    गत दिवस, 08:03 PM
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    Dual Heart Attack Message By A Girl. 1st Message: “Let’s Breakup Now, Its All Over” 2nd Message: “Sorry-Sorry, That Was Not For You“
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    गत दिवस, 08:03 PM
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    Santa Ke Mobile Pe Ek SMS Aaya “Kya Aap Anna Hazaare Ke Saath Hain?” Santa Ne Reply Kiya: “Nahi Main To Ghar Par Hi Hoon, Kyun Koi Kaam Tha...
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    गत दिवस, 08:02 PM
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    Ek Baar Teacher Class Mein Student Se Poochti Hai. Teacher: “Bacho Batao, Kissne Chand Par Pehla Kadam Rakha Tha?” Santa: “Mam, Neil Armstrong...
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    12-11-2019, 09:01 PM
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    If You Marry One Woman, She Will Fight With You. But If You Marry 2 Women, They Both Will Fight For You. Add Wife, Have Life. Think...
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    12-11-2019, 09:00 PM
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    Choosing Career Is Like Choosing A Wife From 10 Girls. Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful And Intelligent Woman, There’s Still Pain Of Losing...
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    12-11-2019, 09:00 PM
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    Suppose You Lost Your Pen? Lost Your Pen – No Pen No Pen – No Notes No Notes – No Study No Study – Fail
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    12-11-2019, 09:00 PM
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    Husband Is Like A Split AC, No Matter How Loud He Is Outside, But Inside The House, He Is Designed To Remain Silent, Cool & Controlled By...
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    12-11-2019, 08:59 PM
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    A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard, But A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside The Examination Hall And Shouts. “Oye, Checking Wale Aa...
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    12-11-2019, 08:59 PM
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    Ek Baar Pati-Patni Mein Ladayi Ho Gayi, Unki Aapas Mein Baat-Cheet Band Thi, Ek Din Subah Pati Ko Kisi Kaam Se Office Jaldi Jaana Tha, Usne...
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    12-11-2019, 08:59 PM
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    Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat Bhar Dhuan Chale – Fever Tadap Tadap Ke Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi – Heart Attack Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki, Na Jaane...
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    12-11-2019, 08:58 PM
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    Jab Bhagwan Ne Socha Ki Wo Har Jagah, Har Samay Upasthit Nahi Ho Sakta, To Usne Maan Banayi. Phir Shaitan Ne Bhi Socha Ki Wo Bhi Har Jagah,...
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    12-11-2019, 08:58 PM
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    Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Insaan Apne Aap Ko Sabse Zyada Insecure Kab Feel Karta Hai?” Mast Answer By Baba Ji: “Jab Wo Aise Toilet Mein Baitha Ho Jiss Mein...
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    12-11-2019, 08:57 PM
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    When Watching TV With Parents UTV Movies – Jism 2 B4U – Murder Set Max – Dirty Picture ZEE – Ragini MMS Advertisements Sunny Leone’s...
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    12-11-2019, 08:57 PM
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    Shaadi Se Agle Din Patni Gusse Se Pati Se Boli. Patni: “Subah-Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Dala?” Pati: “Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha Ke Meri Beti...
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    12-11-2019, 08:56 PM
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    New Idea Of Proposing A Girl. Boy: “Can I Take A Photo Of You” Girl: “Why ?” Boy: “Just Wanted To Show My Children How Their Mom Looked In...
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    12-11-2019, 08:56 PM
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    When You Cry… Koi Nahi Dekhta, When You Are Worried… Koi Nahi Dekhta, When You Are Happy… Koi Nahi Dekhta, Lekin Ek Din Date Pe Chale Jao…...
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    12-11-2019, 08:55 PM
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    Question: “What Is The Oxymoron?” Answer: “An Oxymoron Is Defined As A Phrase In Which Two Words Of Opposite Meanings Are Brought Together” ...
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    12-11-2019, 08:54 PM
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    Ek Baar Shakti Kapoor Se Puchha Gaya: “Aapki Favorite Car Kon Si Hai? Mercedes, Audi, Bmw?” Shakti Kapoor Bola: “Aaaaaooooo, My Favorite Car Is,...
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    12-11-2019, 08:53 PM
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    Santa Market Ja Raha The Achanak Ek Ladki Usse Takrai Aur Boli. Ladki Muskurate Hue: “I Am Sorry” Santa Khush Hote Hue: “I Am Santa Singh, Nice...
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