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    22-08-2019, 08:34 PM
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    A man is reading his newspaper and says to his wife: ?Michelle, look. Here is an article about how women use about twice as many words per day...
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    22-08-2019, 08:33 PM
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    Two elderly ladies, Mabel and Evie, meet at a cafe for a nice cup of coffee and a cake. After a while, Mabel peers closely at Evie and says, ...
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    22-08-2019, 08:11 PM
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    5 Saal Ka Chota Bachha Apni Maa Se Bola Bachha: “Mamma, 10 Ruppees Dena, Bahar Ek Gareeb Ko Dene Hai” Maa Bahar Gayi To Koi Bhi Nahi Tha Aur...
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    22-08-2019, 08:10 PM
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    Pati Khaana Khate Hue Apni Patni Se Kehta Hai. Pati: “Darling, Tum Dino-Din Khubsurat Hoti Ja Rahi Ho.” Patni Kitchen Se: “Achha, Tumhe Kaise...
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    22-08-2019, 08:10 PM
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    Ek Aadmi Ne Bhagwan Ki Tapasyaa Karna Shuru Kari Kafi Time Ke Baad Bhagwan Ji Uski Tapasya Se Khush Hokar Prakat Hue Aur Bole Bhagwan: “Var...
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    22-08-2019, 08:10 PM
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    Fursat Fatte Haal Ki Premika Ke Usko Taana Mara Ki Vo Ab Us Se Milne Nahi Aata To Aage Se Ustad Ji Ne Kya Farmaya Wo Rooth Kar Kehti Hai Humse, ...
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    22-08-2019, 07:59 PM
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    Ek Aadmi Kapde Ki Dukan Par Gaya Aur Dukandaar Se Bola. Aadmi: “Mujhe Ek Lady Suit Dikha Do” Dukandaar: “Biwi Ke Liye Chahiye Ya Koi Achha Wala...
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    22-08-2019, 07:59 PM
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    Sala Samajh Mein Nahi Aa Raha Hai Bazaar Mein Mandi Hai Isliye Loge WhatsApp Par Hai Ya Log Pura Din Whatsapp Par Lage Hue Hain Isliye...
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    22-08-2019, 07:58 PM
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    Ek Ladke Ke Face Par Infection Ho Jata Hai, Uske Papa Use Doctor Ke Paas Le Jate Hai. Checkup Karne Ke Baad Doctor Ladke Se Bola. Doctor:...
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    22-08-2019, 07:57 PM
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    If a girL has baLance in her ceLL, then she has a boy friend, If a boy has baLance in his
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    22-08-2019, 07:56 PM
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    Thief1: Lets Count the Money We have Looted Today! Thief2: I m So Tired, We will See it in the Newspaper Tomorrow.
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    22-08-2019, 07:55 PM
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    Movie Dekhne Ke Baad Pappu Ka Dost Pappu Se Puchta Hai. Dost: “Titanic Dekh Kar Kya Sikha?” Pappu: “Sikha Vikha Kuch Nahi, Abhi Tak Soch Raha...
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    22-08-2019, 07:55 PM
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    Man To Super Hot Air-Hostess: “What Is Your Name?” Air-Hostess: “Eva Benz!” Man: “Wow, Lovely Name, Any Relation With Mercedes Benz?” ...
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    22-08-2019, 07:54 PM
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    Ek Bar Raste Se Jate Hue Ek Nepali Ko Ek Chirag Mila. Usne Usko Gissa To Usmein Se Jinn Nikla Aur Bola. Jinn: “Aaj Main Bahut Khush Hun, Main...
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    22-08-2019, 07:54 PM
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    Girl: “Jab Saavan Aata Hai Teri Yaad Aati Hai,” “Jab Bijli Chamakati Hai Teri Yaad Aati Hai,” “Jab Baadal Chhaate Hai Teri Yaad Aati Hai,” ...
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    22-08-2019, 07:53 PM
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    One Day A Man Was Driving Fast, And He Got Pulled Over By A Police Officer. Officer: What is Your Excuse For Going Over The Speed Limit? Man In...
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    22-08-2019, 07:53 PM
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    Dentist: This will hurt a little. Patient: OK. Dentist: I have been having an affair with your wife for a while now.
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    22-08-2019, 07:52 PM
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    Teacher : what is the difference between himami and sunami? Raju : Himami is face wash and sunami is desh wash...
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    22-08-2019, 07:51 PM
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    My wife suffers from a drinking problem. Oh is she an alcoholic? No, I am, but she is the one who suffers.
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    22-08-2019, 07:51 PM
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    A Girl siting on a park bench. Funny Beggar: Hi sweetheart. She angrily: How dare U call me sweetheart? Beggar: Then What the HELL R U...
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    22-08-2019, 07:51 PM
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    amir Khan - I love walking in the rain so that nobody can see my tears. Sharukh Khan - I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see me...
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    22-08-2019, 07:50 PM
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    A Husband makes a call 2 his wife from his idea phone. He dials wrong number. Another woman picks it. Both talked for long time and fell in...
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    22-08-2019, 07:49 PM
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    Teja went to temple and saw people puting coin in box and praying Teja: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone...
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    22-08-2019, 06:07 PM
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    Ladka: “Tumhara Naam Kya Hai? Tum Kya Karti Ho?” Ladki: “Kyu Bataun? Main Tumhe Janti Bhi Nahi Hoon” Ladka: “Na Batao Main Konsa Tumhe Apni New...
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    22-08-2019, 06:06 PM
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    Ek Bar Ek Ladka Apne Parents Ke Paas Gya Aur Bola: Ladka: “Mujhe Apple Ya Blackberry Chahiye.” Parents Ne Jawab Diya: “Beta, Ghar Mein Singhade...
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    22-08-2019, 05:52 PM
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    Bas Stand Pe Khadi Ek Sunder Si Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Pappu Se Raha Na Gaya, Jaakar Usko Bola. Pappu: “I Love You” Ladki: “Tameez Se Baat Karo” ...
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    22-08-2019, 05:52 PM
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    Class Mein Food Engineering Ka Practical Ho Raha Tha, Professor Ne 1 Chuhe Ke Liye Ek Taraf Cake Aur Dusre Taraf Chuhiya Rakh Di, Chuha Fauran...
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    22-08-2019, 05:51 PM
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    Battery Mein Kuch Kharabi Aane Ki Wajah Se Santa Usko Mechanic Ke Paas Le Gaya. Santa: “Bhai Iski Battery Kharab Ho Gayi Hai Change Kar De.” ...
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    22-08-2019, 05:51 PM
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    Ghar Ka Phone Baja, Biwi Phone Uthane Lagi To Pati Bola Pati: “Agar Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kahna Main Ghar Pe Nahi Hoon” Patni Ne Phone Uthaya...
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    22-08-2019, 05:50 PM
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    Santa Ka Jurm Sabit Ho Jane Per Judge Usse Kehta Hai. Judge: “Tumhara Jurm Sabit Ho Chuka Hai, Kal Tumhe Fansi Pe Chadhaya Jayega” Santa Gabra...
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