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    15-01-2020, 08:53 PM
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    Santa Was Walking On The Road. Suddenly A Crow Shits On Santa And Fly Away, Santa Shouts: “Saale Chaddi Nahi Pehnta Kya?” Crow Shouts Back:...
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    Fix Your Target & Find The Best Route. Go Fast… Don’t Allow Others In Your Path, Chase Those Before You. If You Do These Things,
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    Ustad Fursat Fatte Haal Ne Aaj Kal Ki Popular Film Ko Dekha Aur Sher Arz Kiya Bhai–Behan Bichadne Ka Kya Hua Anjam? Dont Say Wah Wah, Please...
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    15-01-2020, 08:52 PM
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    Santa Traffic Police Ke Interview Ke Liye Gaya. Inspector ne Puchha: “Ek Aadmi Gadhe Ki Sawari Karta Hua Road Se Ja Raha Hai, Aur Usne Helmet Nahi...
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    15-01-2020, 08:52 PM
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    Movies Of School Life. Classes: “Bardasht” Attendance: “Hera Pheri” Class Room: “No Entry” Teacher: “Jani Dushman”
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    15-01-2020, 08:51 PM
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    World Economic Outlook One Day A Tourist Comes To The Only Hotel In A Debt Ridden Town. Lays A $100 Note On The Table & Goes To Inspect The Rooms....
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    15-01-2020, 08:51 PM
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    A Tata Nano Breaks Down On A Roadside. A BMW 750Li Stops To Help The Old Driver Of Nano. BMW Driver Said: “I Will Tow You To The Next Service...
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    15-01-2020, 08:51 PM
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    Akbar Ne Birbal Ko Apne Paas Bulaya Aur Kaha. Akbar: “Humein Batao Ki Aadmi Aur Aurat Ki Soch Mein Kya Farak Hai?” Birbal Ne Do Minute Socha...
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    15-01-2020, 08:50 PM
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    How To Teach A Girl Dance In Just 5 Sec? Simple The Best Answer Given By Pappu Throw A Cockroach On Her.
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    15-01-2020, 08:50 PM
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    If You Paint With Rs. 40,000 Royal Paint, Your Home Will Look Colorful. But If You Drink Rs.400/- Royal Stag, The Whole World Will Look...
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    15-01-2020, 08:50 PM
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    Doctor To A Rich Man: “Do You Prefer A Local Anesthesia?” Rich Man: “Nop, I Would Rather Prefer An Imported One“
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    15-01-2020, 08:49 PM
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    Ek Pathan, Ek Baniye Dost Ki Shaadi Mein Gaya. Shaadi Wale Ghar Mein Do Darwaaje The – Ek Par Likha Tha “Rishtedaar” Aur Dusre Par Likha Tha...
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    15-01-2020, 08:49 PM
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    Ladki Ne Apne Boyfriend Ko SMS Kiya Ladki: “Jaanu, Agar Tumhara SMS Nahi Aya, Toh Mein Roti Nahi Khaungi” Ladka Uske Pyar Ko Dekhte Hue Khushi...
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    15-01-2020, 08:48 PM
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    Santa Lunch Karne Office Se Aaya, Bahar Garmi Bahut Pad Rahi Thi, Aate Hi Preeto Se Bola Santa: “Paani Pila De” Preeto: “Kyun Pyaas Lagi Hai?”...
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    15-01-2020, 08:48 PM
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    Jaisa Ki Aaj 15 August Hai, Har Aadmi Ki Tarha Santa Ne Bhi Socha Ki Vo Bhi Manaye. India Ka Flag Lene Vo Ek Dukan Par Pahuncha, Par Dukandar Ne...
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    15-01-2020, 08:47 PM
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    Ramesh found cigarette in daughters room Ohh God! She smokes? Then she found wine, O God! She drinks? Then he saw boy, Thank God.This...
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    15-01-2020, 08:47 PM
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    A Husband and wife were on an African Safari when a lion suddenly dragged Rabri with his jaws. Wife: Shoot him, Shoot him! Husband: Wait!...
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    15-01-2020, 08:47 PM
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    Two balloons were floating across the desert. One balloon said to the other: "Look out for the cactusssssssssssssssssss!"
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    15-01-2020, 08:46 PM
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    A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? B: Yes, of course. A: Great! I never could before!
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    15-01-2020, 08:46 PM
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    one boy on his way to home with his mom after school, saw a couple kissing on the road& He suddenly shouted and said look mom they are...
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    15-01-2020, 08:46 PM
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    New teacher joined in d school Teacher- boys tell your names nd hobbies 1st boy- My name is Raj. My hobby is watching Moon . 2nd boy-...
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    15-01-2020, 08:45 PM
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    Grandpa: "Go hide, your teacher is here because you skipped school today! Boy: No you go hide. I told her you were dead!
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    15-01-2020, 08:45 PM
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    Once a doctor with knife in hand was running behind a patient People asked: What happend Doctor? Doctor: Its 4th time he came for brain...
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    15-01-2020, 08:45 PM
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    Science Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life. It was discovered in 1773. Student: Thank God ! I am born after 1773 otherwise,...
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    15-01-2020, 08:44 PM
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    Managment student kisses a girl. Girl-whats this? Boy- its called DIRECT MARKETING. Girl slaps d boy Boy-what is this? Girl- this is...
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    15-01-2020, 08:44 PM
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    A Marwadi calls Newspapr 2print death of his grandpa.. Clerk-Rs.50/- word. Marwadi- Dada Dead clerk-sorry,Minimum 5 wrds.
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    15-01-2020, 08:44 PM
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    Maths Teacher : What Is A Line? Student : A Line Is A Dot That's Going For A Walk. Teacher : Then What Is A Parallel Line? Student : A Dot...
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    11-01-2020, 10:23 PM
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    Ek Wife Apne Husband Ko Apne Bete Ke Marks Batate Hue Kehti Hai. Wife: “Pados Wale Sharma Ji Ki Beti Ko English Mein 99 Marks Mile” Husband:...
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    11-01-2020, 10:18 PM
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    WIFE:I wish i was ur book so that i could be in front of ur eyes constantly. HUSBAND:I wish u were a calendar which i could replace every year!!!
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    11-01-2020, 10:17 PM
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    Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today. Waiter:...
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