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    12-02-2020, 09:03 PM
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    Ek Pathan Ladki Ko Propose Karta Hua Kehta Hai. Pathan: “I Love You” Ladki: “Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na Tumhein?” Pathan: “Lo Kar...
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    12-02-2020, 09:01 PM
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    Park Mein Ladki Apne Premi Ka Sir Apni God Mein Rakh Ke Bethi Thi, Pyar Bhari Nazaron Se Use Dekhte Hue Boli. Ladki: “My Janu, My Baby, Mera...
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    12-02-2020, 09:01 PM
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    Pathan Santa Ke Ghar Jata Hai Aur Poochta Hai. Pathan: “O Yara, Tu Ek Message Do-Do Baar Kyun Bhejta Hai?” Santa: “Kar Di Na Pathano Wali Baat...
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    12-02-2020, 09:00 PM
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    Girl’s Facebook Status – Traveled In A Bus After Such A Long Time. Comments: Awwwww.. Muah.. May Be Next Time We Both Can Go Together Sweetie....
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    12-02-2020, 08:59 PM
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    Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya, Daddy Ne Puchha. Daddy: “Kitne Runs Banaye?” Santa: “Bas Papa, Double Century Hone Mein 199 Runs Baaki Thhe, Ke...
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    12-02-2020, 08:59 PM
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    Pati Ke Marne Ke Agle Din Patni Ne News Paper Mein Ad Diya. Antim Sanskar Mein Shamil Hue Sab Logon Ko Dil Se Dhanyawaad. From – Shalu Age –...
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    12-02-2020, 08:58 PM
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    Ek Pathan Dusre Se: “O Yara Mere Pet Mein Gas Hai” Dusra Pathan: “Khuda Ka Shukar Ada Kar Ke Petrol Nahi Hai, Warna America Ne Qabza Kar Lena Tha.“
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    12-02-2020, 08:58 PM
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    Ladki Ne Ek Din Apne Boyfriend Se Udaas Mood Mein Bola Ladki: “Main Pregnant Hoon” Ladke Ko Ye Sunkar Jhatka Laga Aur Hairani Se Bola Ladka:...
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    12-02-2020, 08:52 PM
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    A Boy On Date In BMW Car. Boy: “I Hid Something Form You.” Girlfriend: “What?” Boy: “I’m Already Married & Have Two Child.” Girlfriend:...
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    12-02-2020, 08:52 PM
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    Ek Aadmi Ne Bhagwan Ki Tapasyaa Karna Shuru Kari Kafi Time Ke Baad Bhagwan Ji Uski Tapasya Se Khush Hokar Prakat Hue Aur Bole Bhagwan: “Var...
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    12-02-2020, 08:51 PM
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    A Farmer Instead Of Keeping Scare Crow In His Farm Kept The Photo Of Rajnikant. Can You Imagine What Happened? Birds Were Bringing Back Grains...
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    12-02-2020, 08:51 PM
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    Ek Raat Do Baje Bahut Tez Baarish Ho Rahi Thi, Santa Ne Ek Aadmi Ke Ghar Ki Bell Bajai Aur Puchha, Santa: “Dhakka Laga Doge Kya? Please” ...
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    12-02-2020, 08:49 PM
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    A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies. After dinner...
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    12-02-2020, 08:49 PM
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    A proud and confident genius makes a bet with an idiot. The genius says, “Hey idiot, every question I ask you that you don’t know the answer, you...
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    12-02-2020, 08:39 PM
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    स्टूडेंट (टीचर से) : Miss आपने कल मुझे कॉल किया था क्या ..? टीचर : नहीं तो…? स्टूडेंट : कमाल है… मेरे फोन पर लिखा था Miss Call
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    12-02-2020, 08:39 PM
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    बीवी – कल जो भिखारी आया था, वो बहुत चालाक था… पति – क्यों , क्या हुआ..? बीवी – कल मैंने उसे खाना खिलाया। और आज वह मुझे किताब दे गया “खाना बनाना...
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    12-02-2020, 08:39 PM
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    A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.” The doctor asks, “What do you mean?” The man says, “When I touch my...
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    12-02-2020, 08:38 PM
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    A Little Girl Asked Her Mother: “How Did The Human Race Start?” The Mother Answered: “God Made Adam And Eve And They Had Children, And So All...
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    12-02-2020, 08:38 PM
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    Ek Gujrati Aur Marwadi Ne Samundar Ke Kinare Board Dekha Jispe Likha Tha “Doobte Ko Bachane Wale Ko 500 Ka Inaam” Marwadi: “Me Jump Lagata Hu...
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    12-02-2020, 08:37 PM
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    Santa: “Tune Us Ladki Ke Liye Cigarette Chod Di?” Banta: “Haan” Santa: “Daru Ko Bhi Chod Diya?” Banta: “Haan” Santa: “Jua Bhi Chod Diya?”
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    12-02-2020, 08:37 PM
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    Once Ram, Laxman & Sita Were Travelling In A Mercedes. Suddenly The Petrol Got Over. Ram & Laxman Went To Bring Petrol From The Nearest Petrol...
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    12-02-2020, 08:36 PM
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    Understanding A Girl This Is Like Downloading A 4GB File. At The Speed Of 2kbps. Which Ends Up.. In A Error At 99% Completed…
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    12-02-2020, 08:36 PM
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    American: “Maine Husband Se Kaha Ke Ab Se Khana Tum Pakao Ge, 2nd Day Usne Kuch Nahi Kiya, 3rd Day Usne Dinner Bana Liya” German: “Maine Husband...
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    12-02-2020, 08:35 PM
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    Train Mein Ek Sadhu Kahin Jaa Raha Tha. T.T. Ticket Kaat Ta Hua Uske Pass Pahuncha Aur Puchha. T.T: “Kahan Jaana Ha?” Sadhu: “Jahaan Raam Ji...
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    12-02-2020, 08:35 PM
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    Billi Aur Gaay Aapas Mein Bahne Hai Ab Aap Log Soch Rahe Honge Ki Kaisi? Simple Hai Yaar Cow Mata Hoti Hai, Aur
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    12-02-2020, 08:35 PM
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    Question: “Whats The Opposite Of Dominoz?” Think Tired? Answer: “Domi Doesn’t Know” 1 More!
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    12-02-2020, 08:34 PM
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    Madam Ne Ek Baar Class Ke Bachho Ko My Teacher Par 10 Line Likhne Ko Kaha Thodi Der Baad Santa Ne Uth Kar Poocha Santa: “Madam, Mast Item Ko...
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    12-02-2020, 08:34 PM
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    Define A True Music Lover? A Girl Singing In The Bathroom While Taking The Bath, And Boy Near Key hole Is Using His Ear Not Eyes.
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    12-02-2020, 08:34 PM
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    Why American Names Are Like Jackson, Wilson, Markson, Robinson, Kenson, Anderson, Davidson, Jemson, Johnson Because This Is The Easy Way For...
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    12-02-2020, 08:33 PM
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    Boy Went To Interview For FBI Agent. Interviewer: Who Killed Abraham Lincoln? Boy: Thanks For Giving The Job Sir, I Would Immediately Start...
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