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    02-12-2019, 08:53 PM
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    A Tourist Asked A Boat Guide: Do You Know Psychology, Geography, Geology And Criminology? The Guide Said: No To All The Questions The Tourist...
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    02-12-2019, 08:53 PM
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    A Russian wife goes to police station. Russian Wife: My husband went to the market yesterday to bring potatoes. Hehas not returned home yet. ...
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    02-12-2019, 08:45 PM
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    Difference Between Horror and Beautiful Beautiful Night Is When You Hug Your Teddy Bear and Sleep. Horror Is When Your Teddy Hugs You Back
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    01-12-2019, 02:07 PM
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    Q: What is difference between draft and cheque ? A: Draft is like a WIFE who can be trusted Cheque is like a GIRLFRIEND which can bounce...
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    01-12-2019, 02:07 PM
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    SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss ?? TRACY : I did once. He would forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
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    01-12-2019, 02:07 PM
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    Teacher : who is Tipu Sultan? Pappu :I dont know miss. Teacher : Concentrate on your studies..! Pappu : Do you know Jennifer? Teacher : I...
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    01-12-2019, 02:06 PM
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    All Samsung officials withdrawing their children from English medium schools becoz the first thing they were taught was A for Apple.
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    01-12-2019, 02:06 PM
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    The lol scary moment:wen going on a roller coaster, take sum spare screws wid u & tel d person sitting ahead u.... Dude,dis came out of ur...
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    01-12-2019, 02:06 PM
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    New Generation driving test: Q: what do you do at a red light? Ans: I usually respond to texts, check my emails and see the updates on...
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    01-12-2019, 02:06 PM
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    In USa a mechine invented to catch thives, They took it in diffrent places to test. in UK it caught in 30 mins 50 thives, in china it...
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    01-12-2019, 02:06 PM
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    Doctor- Mrs.Megha, Good News for you!! Megha- What Do you mean by Mrs.Megha? Im Unmarried. Doctor- Ohh ok. Miss Megha, Bad News for you!!
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    01-12-2019, 02:05 PM
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    first prisoner: What were you convicted for ? Second prisoner:Nothing. First prisoner:Honestly...for nothing.I stole a wallet, but...
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    01-12-2019, 02:05 PM
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    Santa Ke Gaanv Mein Nadi Par Ek Bridge Teyaar Ho Raha Tha Ek Engineer Uski Inspection Ke Liye Gaya. Ek Gaanv Wala: “Pul To Bahut Badiya Ban Gaya...
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    01-12-2019, 02:04 PM
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    When My Parents Are Asleep. Me: “Shh They Are Sleeping.” When I’m Asleep, Parents: “He Is Sleeping, Lets Vacuum The House For 3 Hours.“
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    01-12-2019, 02:04 PM
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    Dual Heart Attack Message By A Girl. 1st Message: “Let’s Breakup Now, Its All Over” 2nd Message: “Sorry-Sorry, That Was Not For You“
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    01-12-2019, 02:04 PM
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    Pappu Bhagwan Se Prarthna Kar Raha Tha. Pappu: “Bhagwan, Please Punjab Ko America Ki Rajdhani Bana Do Plzzzz” Bhagwan Ji Ne Ye Suna Aur Hairan...
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    01-12-2019, 02:03 PM
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    Biwi Apne Pati Santa Se Boli. Biwi: “Jara Dekho Sheeshe Mein Aap Kitne Mote Ho Gaye Ho” Santa: “Apne Aap Ko To Dekh, Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho...
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    01-12-2019, 02:03 PM
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    Malkin Shaam Ko Ghar Par Aayi. Naukrani: “Malkin Aaj Aapke Bete Ne Machhar Kha Liya Tha.” Malkin Tension Mein: “To Jaldi Se Doctor Ko Bulayo.”...
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    01-12-2019, 02:02 PM
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    Ek Baar Santa Galti Se Talaab Mein Gir Gaya, Dubte Dubte Uske Haath Mein Ek Machli Aa Gayi, Usse Pakad Kar Bahar Fenka Aur Bola: “Tu Toh Kam Se...
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    01-12-2019, 02:01 PM
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    Height Of Attitude… An Old Man’s T-Shirt Had Words: “I Am Not 60, I Am 18 With 42 Years Of Experience
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    01-12-2019, 02:01 PM
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    Santa Apne Dost Banta Ko Apne Business Ke Bare Mein Bata Raha Tha Santa: “Jab Mene Dhanda Shuru Kiya Tha Tab Mere Paas Punji Thi Aur Mere Partner...
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    01-12-2019, 01:57 PM
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    Wolverine Must Be The Laziest Person In The World. That Man Has Blades In His Freaking Knuckles, Yet He Never Shaves.
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    01-12-2019, 01:56 PM
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    Santa Ek Din Banta Ko Bata Raha Tha Santa: “Yaar Kal Raat Maine Teen Ghante CD Player Par Ek English Movie Dekhi, Na Koi Scene Dikha Na Hi Koi...
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    28-11-2019, 10:16 PM
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    Life Mein 2 Baatein Hamesha Yaad Rakhna, 1. Hawa Chalti Hai To Patte Hilte Hai. 2. Nahi Chalti ………. To Nahi Hilte. Bas Yaar Ab Itni Si Baat...
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    28-11-2019, 10:15 PM
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    Ek Ladki Jiska Kafi Time Se Chakkar Chal Raha Tha Aur Shahar Ke Har Ek Bande Ko Affair Ka Pata Tha Ek Din Apne Boyfriend Se Boli Ladki: “Hum Bahut...
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    28-11-2019, 10:15 PM
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    Madam Asked His Student To Get His Fathers Signature On His Report Card Tomorrow. Student Bought His Report Card Next Day With A Signature On It...
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    28-11-2019, 10:14 PM
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    A Guy Sits In A Taxi And Sees His Wife Entering A Hotel With Another Man He Ask The Driver: “Do You Want To Earn Rs 1000 Right Away?.” The...
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    28-11-2019, 10:14 PM
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    Naye Naye Bane Boyfriend And Girlfriend Park Mein Bethe Thhe. Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Badi Hasrat Bari Nigahon Se Dekha Aur Bola. Ladka: “Janu,...
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    28-11-2019, 10:13 PM
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    Ek Juth Aapki Zindagi Ke 5 Minute Kam Kar Deta Hai, Aur 1 Muskurahat Aapki Zindagi Ke 10 Minute Badha Deti Hai, Moral: “Haste-Haste Juth Bolo...
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    28-11-2019, 10:13 PM
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    Pathan Ki Dukan Pe Likha Tha: “Udhaar Sirf Assi Se Nabbe Saal Ki Umar Ke Logon Ko Diya Jayega, Woh Bhi Unn Ke Maa Baap Se Pooch Kar“
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