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    19-11-2019, 08:15 PM
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    Girl Got Selected And Boy Failed In Interview By Same Reason. They Both Were Wearing Shirts With Two Top Buttons Opened Before The CEO.
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    19-11-2019, 08:12 PM
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    Imran Hashmi Ek Cosmetics Ki Shop Par Gaya Aur Dukandaar Se Bola. Imran Hashmi: “Bhaiya, Ek Lipstick Dena?” Dukandaar: “Saab, Koun Sa Color...
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    19-11-2019, 08:12 PM
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    Santa Art Gallery Mein Jata Hai Aur Ek Tasveer Dekhkar Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahta Hai. Santa: “Ye Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art Kehte Hai?” ...
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    19-11-2019, 08:12 PM
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    A smart sign-board displayed at the highways for encouraging Slow Driving says Mr LATE is always better than LATE Mr.
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    19-11-2019, 08:11 PM
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    Doctors after Operation and Students after Exams have same thing to say We tried our best, Right now, we can't say anything,
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    19-11-2019, 08:11 PM
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    Millions of people write Love Letters. But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me, Just imagine how lucky I m! Great words
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    19-11-2019, 08:11 PM
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    One million copies of a new book sold In just two days due to typing error of one alphabet in title. An idea,that can change your WIFE ...
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    19-11-2019, 08:09 PM
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    I want you to be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner.... and to say those sweet three words to you.... Pay The...
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    19-11-2019, 08:09 PM
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    The happiest man is one whose sons photo is on Business World Cover Daughters on India Today Girl Friend on Femina Wife on missing...
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    19-11-2019, 08:08 PM
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    Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions.. TeacheIf 1000 kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ? Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!.
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    19-11-2019, 05:14 PM
    वर्तमान मे मै:- ओके सोनू तो मै तुमसे एक बात कहना चाहूँगा कि तुम्हे जो इंस्ट्रक्शन मिले उसे फॉलो करो नही तो नतीजा तुमने देख ही लिया है और एक बात...
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    17-11-2019, 10:26 PM
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    Ek Din Main Akela Beitha Hua Tha, Achanak Se Dimag Mein Khayal Aya Aur Dil Se Puchha “Ye Pyaar Kya Hota Hai?” Dil Ne Jawab Diya: “Dekh Bhai,...
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    17-11-2019, 10:25 PM
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    Preeto Ka Abhi Operation Hua Hi Tha Ki Doctor Preeto Ke Paas Ja Kar Bola. Doctor: “I Am Sorry Operation Ke Waqt Rubber Ka Glove Aapke Pet Mein Rah...
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    17-11-2019, 10:25 PM
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    Wo Koun Si Situation Hai, Jisme Mard 10 Minutes Mein Thak Jata Hai Aur Aurat Ganto Karne Ke Baad Bhi Nahi Thakti Socho ? Shopping … Magar Aap...
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    17-11-2019, 10:24 PM
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    Santa Ke Padoshi Mr Sharma Ne Ek Din Mazaj Mazak Mein Santa Se Puchha. Sharma Ji: “Agar Aapki Biwi Ko Kahi Se Aake Bhut Chipak Jaaye To Aap Kya...
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    17-11-2019, 10:24 PM
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    Pathan Apne Dost Se: “Yara Hum Subha Se Bohat Preshan Hai” Dost: “Kyun Khan Sahab, Kya Hua Hai?” Pathan: “O Yara, Subah Se Hum Ko Koi Battery...
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    17-11-2019, 10:23 PM
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    6 Birds Were Sitting On A Tree. A Hunter Saw That And Shot Over The Tree. 5 Male Birds Flew Away. But 1 Female Bird Kept Sitting. Why?. .
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    17-11-2019, 10:23 PM
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    Santa Ek Din Mandir Gaya Aur Vaha Pandit Ji Ko Dekh Kar Uske Mann Mein Ek Sawal Aya Aur Usne Pandit Ji Se Puchha. Santa: “Maharaj, Ye Aapke Sir...
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    17-11-2019, 10:22 PM
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    Do Sharabi Raat Ko Sadak Pe Ghoom Rahe Thhe. Ek Sharabi Ne Puchha: “Yaar Time Kya Hua Hai?” Dusre Sharabi Ne Kuch Socha Aur Zameen Se Pathar...
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    17-11-2019, 10:20 PM
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    A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor. Which will reach down first? . . Ans:The Pizza,as its fast food!
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    17-11-2019, 10:20 PM
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    Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women what do we learn from this? Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a...
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    17-11-2019, 10:20 PM
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    A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctors surgery. Why is your stomach so big ? he asks....
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    17-11-2019, 10:19 PM
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    Newtons latest law: To every twist in the question paper, there is an equal and opposite twist in the ans given by the students!!
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    17-11-2019, 10:18 PM
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    1 gud news 1 bad news Gud news: Big Bazar me 1kg tomato ke saat NOKIA N96 free Badnews: But 1 kg tomato RS 39,999/-
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    17-11-2019, 10:18 PM
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    Height of flirting of ENGINEERS Teacher: Where is your Assignment book? Student : Mam, I lost it While fighting with students who said...
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    17-11-2019, 10:18 PM
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    A Tourist Asked A Boat Guide: Do You Know Psychology, Geography, Geology And Criminology? The Guide Said: No To All The Questions The Tourist...
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    17-11-2019, 10:18 PM
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    I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me. Give me a Loan, and
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    17-11-2019, 10:17 PM
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    I was rejected at a job interview because Whn i was asked to give an example of good team work, i replied Mass bunk Was i wrong ?
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    14-11-2019, 08:08 PM
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    A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to deliver The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was...
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    14-11-2019, 08:07 PM
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    Maths Madam To Pappu: If You Have 12 Chocolates And You Give 5 To Leena, 3 To Teena And 4 To Meena, Then What Will You Get? Pappu: 3 New...
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