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    17-09-2018, 09:16 PM
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    A beautiful girl asked me in a restaurant, Are you single? I happily replied, Yes... She took away the extra chair in front of me!
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    17-09-2018, 09:13 PM
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    The Sun makes moon shine Curent makes bulbs shine Wax makes candles shine But I'm really confused. Wat makes u shine?
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    17-09-2018, 09:12 PM
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    Two Guys Were Following Two Girls Both Girls Took Rakhi and Tied To Their Hands. 1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now? 2nd Guy-U Marry My...
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    17-09-2018, 09:12 PM
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    Maths Teacher : What Is A Line? Student : A Line Is A Dot That's Going For A Walk. Teacher : Then What Is A Parallel Line? Student : A Dot...
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    16-09-2018, 10:12 PM
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    Today my Wi-Fi Suddenly Stopped Working Then I Realized that my Neighbors have not paid the bill.. How irresponsible they are..!!!!
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    16-09-2018, 10:12 PM
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    After massive demand from all husbands... A new app called, Fear is launched in IPHONE 7 You just say ,Wife and it immediately closes...
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    16-09-2018, 10:12 PM
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    Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and he don?t be able to come to school today. Teacher: Who is this? Little Sam:...
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    16-09-2018, 10:12 PM
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    Once a doctor with knife in hand was running behind a patient? People asked: What happend Doctor? Doctor: It?s 4th time he came for brain...
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    15-09-2018, 05:54 PM
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    A rabbit runs, jumps and lives only for 15 years! A turtle doesn't run,does nothing,yet lives for 300 or more years! Moral: EXRCISE IS HELL! ...
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    15-09-2018, 05:54 PM
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    Pappu: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day! Dad: What role are you playing? Pappu: A husband! Dad: Stupid, ask for...
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    15-09-2018, 05:53 PM
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    A Girl siting on a park bench. Funny Beggar: Hi sweetheart. She angrily: How dare U call me sweetheart? Beggar: Then What the HELL R U...
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    15-09-2018, 05:53 PM
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    Child : Mummy why ****hi has no hair on his head...? Mummy : Because he speak only truth... Child : Now I understood why ladies have long...
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    15-09-2018, 05:53 PM
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    In a Nursery School Canteen... There's a basket of apples with a notice written over it Do not take more than one, God is watching On the...
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    14-09-2018, 06:22 PM
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    Son : I am not able to go to school today. Father : what happened?? Son : I am not feeling well. Father : Where you are not feeling...
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    14-09-2018, 06:21 PM
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    A Husband and wife applied for divorce. Judge: You have 3 children, how will you divide them equally. Husband thinks for a moment and tells...
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    14-09-2018, 06:12 PM
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    A successful marriage is based On give and take: Where husband gives money, Gifts, dresses and wife takes it and Where wife gives advice's,...
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    14-09-2018, 06:07 PM
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    Height Of Overacting Traffic Police: Did Not You Hear My Whistle, Madam?? Madam: Yes I Heard, But I Dont Like Flirting While I Am Driving.
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    14-09-2018, 06:06 PM
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    Husband: I want divorce. My wifehasn't spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!
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    13-09-2018, 11:09 PM
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    KID :- Why some of your hair are white dad ? DAD : - Every time a son make his dad unhappy , one of his father's hair turns white..! ...
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    13-09-2018, 11:09 PM
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    A Sweet demand by a kid. A kid was beaten by his mom. Dad came n asked- what happen son? Kid said - I cant adjust with your wife anymore, ...
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    13-09-2018, 11:08 PM
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    GF : My Birthday Is Tomorrow, What Gift Will You Give Me? BF : Ring. Gf : O Really...sweetheart! Bf : I Will Give You a Ring but Do...
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    13-09-2018, 11:08 PM
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    Manager Told a Joke Everyone Team in Laughed Except One Guy..! Manager Asked Him :- Didn't You Understand My Joke..?? Guy Replied :- I...
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    13-09-2018, 11:08 PM
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    Teacher : Your Son is intelligent But Spends a lot of Time Thinking About Girls..! Mother : If You Find a Solution, Please Advise me, His Father...
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    13-09-2018, 11:08 PM
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    A Crazy Patient Went to the Doctor and Asked, If a Toothless Dog Bites Me What Treatment You Would Do? Doctor - Nothing I Would Give...
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    13-09-2018, 11:07 PM
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    Doctor :- You Should Take at Least 10 Glasses of Water Every Day..! Patient :- It Is Impossible. Doctor :- Why.?? Patient :- I Have...
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    13-09-2018, 11:07 PM
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    Teacher:children exams r coming soon soif u have any doubt u can ask me..! Student: In which printing press d question paperis printed ?
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    11-09-2018, 09:58 PM
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    Q : What did the gangsters son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A : Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them...
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    11-09-2018, 09:57 PM
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    A man walks into a bar and says, Give me a beer before the problems start! He drinks the beer and then orders another saying, Give me a beer...
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    11-09-2018, 09:57 PM
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    Son : Dad I got punished in school today. Dad : Why? Son : My teacher pointed the scale towards me. Saying.. At the end of scale there...
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