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    Re: By Chance...

    Ppl say dey luv RAIN
    bt
    wen it rains,dey use umbrela!
    Ppl say dey luv
    WIND
    bt
    wen its wind,dey close windows!
    Dats y i get scared wen ppl say,
    dey luv me!!
    !! जो बात हम खुद के लिए सुन नहीं सकते हैं वो हम किसी और को कह कैसे सकते हैं !!

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    Re: By Chance...

    "Be grateful that you don't have everything u want.
    It means u still have an opportunity to be happier tomorrow than u are today."
    Live with the spirit.
    !! जो बात हम खुद के लिए सुन नहीं सकते हैं वो हम किसी और को कह कैसे सकते हैं !!

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    Re: By Chance...

    Smooth roads never make good drivers..
    Smooth sea never make good sailors..
    Clear skies never make good pilots..
    Problem free life never makes a strong & good person..
    Have a tough, but winning day ahead….
    Be strong enough to accept the challenges of life..
    !! जो बात हम खुद के लिए सुन नहीं सकते हैं वो हम किसी और को कह कैसे सकते हैं !!

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    Re: By Chance...

    EVEN GOD HAS ENTRUSTED IMPORTANT

    PORTFOLIOS TO WOMEN......

    DEFENCE: GODESS DURGA

    FINANCE: GODESS LAXMI

    EDUCATION: GODESS SARASWATI

    FOOD : GODESS ANNAPURNA
    !! जो बात हम खुद के लिए सुन नहीं सकते हैं वो हम किसी और को कह कैसे सकते हैं !!

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    Re: By Chance...

    A beautiful woman uses her lips for Truth,
    Her voice for Kindness, Her ears for Compassion,
    Her hands for Charity and her heart for Love.
    For those who do not like her, SHE uses Prayer.
    !! जो बात हम खुद के लिए सुन नहीं सकते हैं वो हम किसी और को कह कैसे सकते हैं !!

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    Re: By Chance...

    Aalu Bhindi ke Story

    1 aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg beja,
    Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha aur boli,
    Shut up,,tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart
    Aalu ko bahut dukh hua aur us ne phir itni sabziyan phasaayi ki Aaj aap dekh skte ho,
    Aalu-ghobi,
    Aalu- bengan,
    Aalu-Shimla mirch,
    Aalu-palak,
    Aalu-matar,
    Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak akeli hai.!!

    MORAL: MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AE HASEENA.
    TERI SURAT PE NHI HM TO TERI SADGI PE MARTE HAI...
    !! जो बात हम खुद के लिए सुन नहीं सकते हैं वो हम किसी और को कह कैसे सकते हैं !!

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    Re: By Chance...

    Life Laughs At You When You Are Unhappy,
    Life Smiles At You When You Are Happy.
    But Life Salutes You When You Make Others Happy
    !! जो बात हम खुद के लिए सुन नहीं सकते हैं वो हम किसी और को कह कैसे सकते हैं !!

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    Re: By Chance...

    Nice chance wow by chance
    'कागा सब तन खाइयो, चुन-चुन खइयो मास, दो नैना मत खाइयो, मोहे पिया मिलन की आस'..

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    Re: By Chance...

    Quote Originally Posted by munneraja View Post
    Aalu Bhindi ke Story

    1 aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg beja,
    Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha aur boli,
    Shut up,,tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart
    Aalu ko bahut dukh hua aur us ne phir itni sabziyan phasaayi ki Aaj aap dekh skte ho,
    Aalu-ghobi,
    Aalu- bengan,
    Aalu-Shimla mirch,
    Aalu-palak,
    Aalu-matar,
    Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak akeli hai.!!

    MORAL: MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AE HASEENA.
    TERI SURAT PE NHI HM TO TERI SADGI PE MARTE HAI...
    mast he bhai lage rahiye
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    Re: By Chance...

    Quote Originally Posted by munneraja View Post
    Aalu Bhindi ke Story

    1 aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg beja,
    Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha aur boli,
    Shut up,,tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart
    Aalu ko bahut dukh hua aur us ne phir itni sabziyan phasaayi ki Aaj aap dekh skte ho,
    Aalu-ghobi,
    Aalu- bengan,
    Aalu-Shimla mirch,
    Aalu-palak,
    Aalu-matar,
    Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak akeli hai.!!

    MORAL: MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AE HASEENA.
    TERI SURAT PE NHI HM TO TERI SADGI PE MARTE HAI...
    Absolutely right.......
    अगर कुत्ते की पूँछ को पैर कहें, तो कुत्ते के कितने पैर हुए? ..चार .
    पूछ को पैर कहने से वो पैर नहीं हो जाती.

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