Page 1 of 53 1231151 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 521

Thread: By Chance...

  1. #1
    कांस्य सदस्य Munneraja's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Posts
    5,835

    By Chance...

    Inspirational msg 4 all single guys who say...

    "Dude, She has a boyfrnd!" yeah,so?

    "Football has a Goalkeeper, but it doesn't mean u cant SCORE!"
    !! जो बात हम खुद के लिए सुन नहीं सकते हैं वो हम किसी और को कह कैसे सकते हैं !!

  2. #2
    कांस्य सदस्य Munneraja's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Posts
    5,835

    Re: By Chance...

    Life Throws
    Many Things
    In Our Way.
    It's Our CHOICE
    On How
    We RESPOND.
    We Have
    The OPTION
    Of Becoming
    BETTER
    or
    BITTER
    Only Difference is ' I '
    !! जो बात हम खुद के लिए सुन नहीं सकते हैं वो हम किसी और को कह कैसे सकते हैं !!

  3. #3
    कांस्य सदस्य Munneraja's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Posts
    5,835

    Re: By Chance...

    All say dat in frnshp v should nvr say sory or thank u...
    But d real fact is dat a relation remain 4evr by sayin dis two words only...!!!
    !! जो बात हम खुद के लिए सुन नहीं सकते हैं वो हम किसी और को कह कैसे सकते हैं !!

  4. #4
    कांस्य सदस्य Munneraja's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Posts
    5,835

    Re: By Chance...

    Exam Patterns by years:
    1995: Answr ALL Qustions!
    2000:Write ANY 5 Qus!
    2008:Write either
    A or B!
    2015: oNLY read Qus!
    2020:Thanks 4 Coming!
    !! जो बात हम खुद के लिए सुन नहीं सकते हैं वो हम किसी और को कह कैसे सकते हैं !!

  5. #5
    कांस्य सदस्य Munneraja's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Posts
    5,835

    Re: By Chance...

    Six Reasons y Indians can not b Terrorists:-
    1) We r always late and We will Miss the Flight Which Should be Hijacked...
    2) With free Food and Drinks on Plane, we will forget why We are there...
    3) We will fight over each other for a Photograph with the hostages...
    4) We can not keep a secret. We'll tell Everyone a Week before doing it.
    5) We always talk Loudly & bring Attention to Ourselves.
    6) We'll postpone the Mission Because of a Cricket match..
    !! जो बात हम खुद के लिए सुन नहीं सकते हैं वो हम किसी और को कह कैसे सकते हैं !!

  6. #6
    कर्मठ सदस्य logical indian's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Location
    वास्तविक दुनिया
    Age
    32
    Posts
    1,719

    Re: By Chance...

    good jokes dude

  7. #7
    कर्मठ सदस्य logical indian's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Location
    वास्तविक दुनिया
    Age
    32
    Posts
    1,719

    Re: By Chance...

    FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS:
    1. Whenever i find the Key to Success, someone changes the lock.
    2. The road to success is always under Construction.
    3. In order to get a loan, You first need to Prove that you don't need it.
    4. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or Married ;)
    5. Once you have bought something, you will find the same Item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

    If it is true then show me by adding ................ to me.

  8. #8
    कांस्य सदस्य Munneraja's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Posts
    5,835

    Re: By Chance...

    Bill Gates decided not to invest further in India after receiving a letter from Mr Banta ...

    To,
    Bill Gates,
    Microsoft,

    From: Banta
    Date: 1 April 2012

    Subject: Problems with my new computer...

    Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
    We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,
    which I want to bring to your notice ...

    1. There is a butt..' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

    2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system?
    I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

    3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this 'find 'button,
    but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

    4. My child learned 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

    5. I bought computer, CPU,mouse and keyboard,but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

    6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

    7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

    8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

    9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

    Last one Mr. Bill Gates

    P.S: "Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS ?"

    Regards,
    Banta
    Silly but interesting
    !! जो बात हम खुद के लिए सुन नहीं सकते हैं वो हम किसी और को कह कैसे सकते हैं !!

  9. #9
    कांस्य सदस्य Munneraja's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Posts
    5,835

    Re: By Chance...

    A boy's eye is faster dan google in searching beautiful girl in a crowd
    &
    A boy's heart is slower dan govt bus while proposing d gal whom he truly likes!
    !! जो बात हम खुद के लिए सुन नहीं सकते हैं वो हम किसी और को कह कैसे सकते हैं !!

  10. #10
    कांस्य सदस्य Munneraja's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Posts
    5,835

    Re: By Chance...

    Best lines said by a cute frnd,
    "It hurts me wen u talk to sumone else and not 2 me, and it hurts more whn someone starts to talk abt u more than I know"
    !! जो बात हम खुद के लिए सुन नहीं सकते हैं वो हम किसी और को कह कैसे सकते हैं !!

Page 1 of 53 1231151 ... LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •