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    Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?


    Student: I dont know.


    Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?


    Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

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    My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.


    So I asked him What was the name of his other leg ?

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    Future plans of childrens:Teacher asks children, what do you wish the do in future?


    Adnan: I want to be a pilot.


    Wakeel: I want to be a doctor.


    Bina: I want to be a good mother.


    Shariq : I want to help Bina.

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    An Aeroplaneasks a Rocket

    How is that you can fly so fast?


    The Rocket replies you will know the pain


    when they put fire at your back! -

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    A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How?


    Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!


    _The student wrote 5 and stopped.


    teacher: What are you waiting for?


    student: I dont know which side to write theother 5!

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    Teacher: Why are you late?

    Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.


    Teacher: Thats nice. Were you helping him look for it ?


    Student: No. I was standing on it.

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    Patient: Doctor, I think that I Have bitten by a vampire.


    Doctor: Drink this glass of water.


    Patient: Will it make me better?


    Doctor: No, I but I will be able to see if your neck leaks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neelima View Post
    My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.


    So I asked him What was the name of his other leg ?
    Rotfl.........................

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    A Little Boy Was Selling Para****es.

    Little Boy: Buy This Para****e And Land Safely On The Ground During Emergency


    Customer: What If This Does Not Open When Needed?

    Little Boy: You Will Get Your Money Back

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    There Was A Party and The Host Was Getting Worried

    Because There Were Too Many People And Not Enough Refreshments.


    Host Wasnt Sure If All Of Them Were Invited Or Not.

    Then He Got An Idea.

    He Turned To Guests & Said: Will All Those From The Bride Side Of The Family Please Stand Up?

    About 20 People Stood.

    Then He Asked: And From Grooms Side?

    About 25 More People Stood.

    Then He Smiled & Said: Will All Those Who Stood Please Leave, This Is A Birthday Party

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