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    Mintu Is Driving When A Girl Tries To Overtake Him.

    Mintu:- Hey Buffalo!

    Girl Shouts Back: You Donkey!

    And She Has An Accident. She Hits A Buffalo Crossing The Road.

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    Kid-mom did you see me before i was born?

    Mom-no i didnt

    kid-then after i was born how did u know its me?

    Such kids bcum external examiners for viva

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    Teja waiting at bus stop one gentelman came there by two wheeler


    and asked you want lift


    Teja: No thanks my house is in ground floor

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    amir Khan - I love walking in the rain so that nobody can see my tears.


    Sharukh Khan - I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see me smoking.


    Pappu - I love walking in all season because petrol is now 82 per litre!

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    A rabbit runs, jumps and lives only for 15 years!

    A turtle doesnt run,does nothing,yet lives for 300 or more years!

    Moral: EXRCISE IS HELL!

    SLEEP WELL..

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    Height Of Overacting Traffic Police: Did Not You Hear My Whistle, Madam??


    Madam: Yes I Heard,


    But I Dont Like Flirting While I Am Driving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neelima View Post
    A rabbit runs, jumps and lives only for 15 years!

    A turtle doesnt run,does nothing,yet lives for 300 or more years!

    Moral: EXRCISE IS HELL!

    SLEEP WELL..
    OMG! We should stop Shahar men do lakh aashiqon wali girlfriend immediately because she goes jogging every morning!
    Last edited by superidiotonline; 12-03-2019 at 12:52 AM.

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    Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?


    Student: I dont know.


    Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?


    Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

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    A little girl came home from school and said to her mother,

    Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didnt do.


    The mother exclaimed, But thats terrible!

    Im going to have a talk with your teacher about this ?


    by the way, what was it that you didnt do?


    The little girl replied, My homework.

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    Physics Teacher: Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell

    on his head and he discovered gravity. Isnt that wonderful?

    Student: Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking

    at books like us, he wouldnt have discovered anything.

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