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    Raju calls up white house

    Raju: I want to be the next president of USA

    Obama: Are you an idiot??

    Raju: Why?? is it Compulsory???

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    Lady Goes to a Fruit Shop


    Shopkeeper:your Dog is eating my Fruits


    Lady:- Shona,Dont eat The Fruit without washing them

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    Dr:I Have A Medicine,It Will Make you Young Again!

    70Yr Old Man:No!

    I don't want to be Young.

    Dr:Why?

    Old Man: I Will Not Get My Pension Then!

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    Managment student kisses a girl. Girl-whats this?

    Boy- its called DIRECT MARKETING.

    Girl slaps d boy

    Boy-what is this?

    Girl- this is CUSTOMER FEED BACK...

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    A wife complains to her husband: Just look at that couple down the road,


    how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her,


    holding the door for her, why cant you do the same?


    The husband: Are you mad? I barely know the woman!

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    Boyfriend: I heard you failed in English!


    Girlfriend: Nonesense! Who TELLED you?

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    Teja, your son is Dead..Hearing this bad news Teja jumps from 50th floor

    35 floor He realizes- i dont have son

    20 floor-i am not married

    and


    3rd floor-SHIT i am Raju.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neelima View Post
    Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an I.


    Student: I is the....


    Teacher: Stop! Never put is after an I. Always put am after an I.


    Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
    Quote Originally Posted by Neelima View Post
    A man was charged in court for parking his car on the wrong side of the road.


    Judge: Why did you park your car in a no parking area?


    Man: Your honour, the sign read, Fine for Parking.

    So I thought it was fine to park my car there!
    Quote Originally Posted by Neelima View Post
    Teja, your son is Dead..Hearing this bad news Teja jumps from 50th floor

    35 floor He realizes- i dont have son

    20 floor-i am not married

    and


    3rd floor-SHIT i am Raju.
    Pmpl.... Rotfl......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neelima View Post
    Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an I.


    Student: I is the....


    Teacher: Stop! Never put is after an I. Always put am after an I.


    Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
    Quote Originally Posted by Neelima View Post
    A man was charged in court for parking his car on the wrong side of the road.


    Judge: Why did you park your car in a no parking area?


    Man: Your honour, the sign read, Fine for Parking.

    So I thought it was fine to park my car there!
    Quote Originally Posted by Neelima View Post
    Boyfriend: I heard you failed in English!


    Girlfriend: Nonesense! Who TELLED you?
    Trump ne TOLD ka TELLED karne ka order kab pass kiya?

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    Teacher said the students to convert the sentence

    I killed a person into future tense.


    Suddenly Johnny stands up and said,

    Sir the future tense is you will go to jail

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