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    Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and

    he wont be able to come to school today.


    Teacher: Who is this?


    Little Sam: This is my father speaking!

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    One day teacher asked Sam that did his father help him with his homework.


    Sam simply said that No, he did it all by himself

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    Johnny asked to Sam what they will do that night.


    Sam said we will flip a coin


    Then Johnny said If it comes head, we will go for movies.


    If tails, we will play cards, if it stands on edge, we will study

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    Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?


    Johnny: Sun


    Teacher: Why?


    Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can not see Africa.

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    Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.


    John stand up and said Abraham Lincoln was born


    Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819


    Then Sam suddenly stand up and said Abraham Lincoln was ten years old

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    Son: I am not able to go to school today.


    Father: what happened?


    Son: I am not feeling well


    Father: Where you are not feeling well?


    Son: In school!

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    Teacher: Why are you late?


    Student: Because of the sign on the road.


    Teacher: What type of sign?


    Student: The sign that says, School Ahead, Go Slow.

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    Sam: Dear sir, I want to ask you something.


    Teacher: yes Sam, ask me, what do you want?


    Sam: Sir, do you punish anyone for something they did not do?


    Teacher: No Sam. Why should I?


    Sam: Thank you sir. Thats a relief. I havent done the homework.

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