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    Newtons latest law:To every twist in the question paper,

    there is an equal and opposite


    twist in the ans given by the students!!

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    New Generation driving test:

    Q: what do you do at a red light?

    Ans: I usually respond to texts,

    check my emails and see the updates on facebookdriving

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    The Best Place To Breakup With Your Girl Friend Is In McDonald

    There Are Sharp Knives and Forks 0r Heavy Plates

    and


    You Can Always Hide Behind A Fat Kid ...

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    All Samsung officials withdrawing their children


    from English medium schools


    becoz the first thing they were


    taught was A for Apple.

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    The lol scary moment:wen going on a roller coaster,


    take sum spare screws wid u & tel d person sitting ahead u....


    Dude,dis came out of ur sit.

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    Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,

    one is green and one is blue with red spots!


    Ramu: Yes its really strange. I Have got another pair of the same at home.

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    Boy: Your Teeth Are Like The Stars

    Girl: Awww ... Thanks


    Are They That Much Pretty ?

    Boy: No, Far Away From Each 0ther.

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    A man lost on no-mans-land Island.


    1 day he decided to build a wood boat to save his life.


    Suddenly a höt girl came there & the man use the wood 4 making bed.


    Moral- A girl can change ur göal.

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    MBA student hugs a girl Girl: what is dis ?


    Boy: direct marketing


    Girl: slaps a boy


    Boy: what is dis ?? .


    Girl: customer's feedback

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    Johnny asked to Sam what they will do that night.


    Sam said we will flip a coin


    Then Johnny said If it comes head, we will go for movies.


    If tails, we will play cards, if it stands on edge, we will study

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