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    Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?


    Johnny: Because of absence.


    Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?


    Johnny: No, but the kid who sits next to me was Absent.

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    Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.


    John stand up and said Abraham Lincoln was born


    Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819


    Then Sam suddenly stand up and said Abraham Lincoln was ten years old

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    Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women


    what do we learn from this?


    Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.

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    A three year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with

    his mother in a doctors surgery.

    Why is your stomach so big? ? he asks.


    Iam having a baby.? she replies.


    Is the baby in your stomach? ? he asks, with his big eyes.


    Yes, it is ? she says.


    Is it a good baby? ? he asks, with a puzzled look.


    Oh, yes. A really good baby. ? the lady replies.



    Shocked and surprised, he asks: Then why did you eat him?

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    I Saw It With My Eyes But Couldnt Understand It


    Took It In My Hands, But Couldnt Understand It


    Keep Thinking For A Long Time, But Again Couldnt Understand It


    It was Not A Dream,


    It was Is Not A Love,


    It was Not Even Friendship,


    Then I Realized: It Was Question Paper

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    Height of flirting of ENGINEERS

    Teachr: Where is your Asignmnt book?

    Stdnt:Mam, I lost it While fighting with


    students who said dat you are not the


    most beautiful teacher in this college.

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    Class Room is Like a Train


    1st Two Benches are Reserved For VIP . .


    Next Two Benches are General coach


    Then


    Last Two Benches are Very Demanded.


    because Its SLEEPER COACH

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    I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me.


    Give me a Loan,


    and


    then Leave me Alone?.

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    Chemistry at its PeAk....

    Teacher: What happen when Carbon monoXide react with 2 molecules of Iron?

    Student: Coffee.

    Teacher: How??

    Student: Co+2Fe = COFFEE.

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    A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor.


    Which will reach down first?


    Ans:The Pizza,as its fast food!

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