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    Two friends were walking but suddenly they stopped..

    1St Freind: Ooh my god! my girl friend and my wife are coming together..

    Second Friend: Damn! Mine tooo it

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    A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body....


    and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

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    Today I went to a barbers shop for a shave.

    The barber asked me to put a small wooden ball in

    my mouth so he could get a closer shave around my cheeks.

    I asked: But what if I swallow the ball?

    He replied: No problem sir, you just bring it back tomorrow like everybody else.

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    A wife complains to her husband: Just look at that couple down the road,


    how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her,


    holding the door for her, why cant you do the same?


    The husband: Are you mad? I barely know the woman!

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    A Teenage Girl Was Chatting On Facebook.

    Stranger: Hey Pretty! Could You Give Me Your Mail Id?

    Girl: Oh Sure, Its IHaveABoyfriend_andiLoveHimAlot@GetLost.Com

    Stranger: And Mine Is IamYourFather_andYouAreDead@MeetMeNow.Com

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    Paper And Money Were Talking To Each Other.

    Paper To Money: You Are Just A Piece Of Paper.

    Money Smiled: Of Course I Am Just A Piece Of Paper But

    I Havnt Seen A Dustbin In My Life.

    Thats Attitude?

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    A Boy On Date In BMW Car.

    Boy: I Hid Something Form You.

    Girlfriend: What?

    Boy: Iam Already Married & Have Two Child.

    Girlfriend: Ohhh, You Scared Me! I Thought The BMW Is Not Yours.

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    What Is The Best Punishment For A Girl?

    Give Her New Clothes, Matching Jewellry And Nice Cosmetics

    And Then Lock Her In A Room Without A Mirror.

    What Is The Best Punishment For A Boy?

    Give Him A Mobile With A Lot Of Girl?s Phone Numbers,

    And Unlimited Credit & Put Him In A Place Where There?s No Network.

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