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    A Girl Went To His Father To Introduce Pappu To Get Married With Him

    Father With Aggression: “So You Want To Marry My Daughter,What Do You Do For A Living?”

    Pappu: “I Just Got Out Of Prison, I Will Search A Job Soon.”

    Father: “What The Hell Are You Talking You Were In Prison, How Dare You Come Here For Marraige Proposal With That Bad Record? Why Were You In Prison By The Way?”

    Pappu: “I Killed A Person”

    Father: “Why You Killed That Man?”

    Pappu Smiled: “He Denied To Marry His Daughter.”

    Father Scared: “Ohh, Welcome To The Family Son“

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    Santa Ki Biwi Ki Delivery Thhi.

    Nurse Ne Baby Ko Santa Ke Haath Mein Diya.

    Santa Ne Baby Ko Dekha Aur Kushi Se Chillaya.

    Santa: “Ladka Hua, Badhai Ho Ji”

    Nurse Chillai: “Abbe Andhe Ki Aulad Ladki Hui Hai, Meri Ungli Chhod“

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    Newtons Laws On Love – Worth Mentioned

    Universal Law: “Love Can Never Be Created Nor Be Destroyed, It Can Be Transfer Only From One GF To Other”

    1st Law: “A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love Until Any External Agent (Her Bro, Her Father) Comes Into Play & Breaks The Leg Of Boy”

    2nd Law: “The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards Boy Is Directly Proportional Toinstantaneous Bank Balance Of Boy And Discretion Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Dicrement In Bank Balance”

    3rd Law: “The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal & Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping”

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    Girl asked to Boy: Where are you baby


    Boy: iam in your Heart baby


    Girl:Alredy Two boys arey there..dont fight with them baby

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    Rabbits Jump And They Live For 8 Years.Dogs Run And They Live For 15 Years.Turtles Do Nothing And They Live For 150 Years.Today?s Lesson Learned
    OMG! We should stop Shahar men do lakh aashiqon wali girlfriend immediately because she goes jogging every morning!

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    A boy said to a girl:-Come in my heart and stay here forever


    Girl replied:-Should i remove my sleepers???


    boy,No honey, its not a temple , come without removing

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    Bus conductor: Why are taking two tickets?


    Passenger: Because if i lose one that second ticket will save me.


    Conductor: what if you lose both?


    Passenger: Listen, I am not a fool. I already have my Pass with me.!!!

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    Boy: The principal is so dumb!

    Girl: Do you know who I am?

    Boy: No...

    Girl: I am the principal's daughter!

    Boy: Do you know who I am?

    Girl: No...

    Boy: Good! Run away

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    A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing.



    Husband:

    My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.



    Sergeant: What is her height?



    Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.



    Sergeant: Weight?



    Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.



    Sergeant: Color of eyes?



    Husband: Never noticed.



    Sergeant: Colour of hair?



    Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.



    Sergeant: What was she wearing?



    Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.



    Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?



    Husband: She went in my truck.



    Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?



    Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine

    special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover

    for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailering package with

    gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and

    four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins.

    Wife put a small scratch on the driver’s door.

    At this point the husband started choking up.



    Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.

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    Maths Teacher Ne Pappu Se Pucha.

    Teacher: “Pappu Batao, Tumahre Pass 8 Apples Hai Unko 6 Ladko Mein Kaisi Bantoge?”

    Pappu Ne Kuch Socha, Dimag Mein Hisab Lagaya Aur Bola.

    Pappu: “Madam Kahe Ko Itni Tension Leni Hai, Juice Bana Ke De Do Na.“

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