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    Cute Girlfriend : My Heart Is Like Moble and You Like a Sim Card..!


    Boyfriend : I Am Very Happy.!


    Girlfriend :don't Be Too Happy..


    if I Get a New Offer , I Will Change the Sim Card..

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    New Idea Of Proposing A Girl.

    Boy: Can I Take A Photo Of You


    Girl: Why ?

    Boy: Just Wanted To Show My Children

    How Their Mom Looked In Her Younger Age

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    Boss : We need someone for this Job, who is Responsible.


    raju : Sir, your search ends here, in my previous job,


    whenever anything went wrong, they said I am Responsible...

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    Teja In A Interview.

    Interviewer: Imagine, In A Closed Room,

    How Can You Escape If It Caught Fire?


    Santa: Simple, Stop Imagining

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    Have You Every Noticed That a Women's "I Will Be Ready in 5 Minutes"


    and Man's, " I Will Be Home in 5 Minutes" Are Exactly the Same...!


    A Man and a Women Are Propotional to Each Other...!

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    Beta Sad Face Bana Kar Ghar Aaya.

    Beta: “Papa, Main Fail Ho Gaya.”

    Papa: “Beta, Koi Baat Nahi Tumhari Kismat Mein Fail Hona Likha Tha Ho Gaye.”

    Beta: “Sachiii Papa, Fir To Achha Hua Main Poora Saal Nahi Padha, Warna Sari Mehnat Bekar Ho Jati.”

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    A Boy Was Having A Date With His Girl Freind In A Restaurant.

    Boy Suddenly: “Jaanu Mujhe Na Tumse Kuchh Kahna Tha.”

    Girl Pizza Khate Hue: “Bolo! Na Jaanu.”

    Boy Ghabra Kar: “Wo Na, I.. I.. I Already Have A Girl Friend.”

    Girl Hanste Hue: “What! Tumne To Mujhe Dara Hi Diya Tha.”

    Boy: “Woh Kyu?”

    Girl: “Mujhe Laga Tumhare Paas Paise Nahi Hai.“

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    Pappu Ek Din Bada Khush Khush Sa Ghar Aya Aur Santa Ko Bola

    Pappu: “Aaj Madam Ne Ek Aisa Sawaal Pucha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe Hi Pata Tha”

    Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Arrey Waah, Vese Sawaal Kya Tha?”

    Pappu: “Blackboard Par Susu Kisne Kiya Hai?“

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    Classes = Jaal The Trap

    Attendance = Phir Hera Pheri

    Class Room = No Entry

    Teacher = Jani Dushman

    Exam = Agnipath

    Examiner = Kameeney

    Friend During Papers = Hum Apke Hain Kaun

    Viva = Encounter

    Marking = Andha Kanoon

    Exam Time = Qayamat

    Cheating = Lage Raho Munna Bhai

    Question Paper = Paheli

    Answer Paper = Kora Kaghaj

    Result = Sadma

    Pass = Chamatkar

    Fail = Devdas

    Future = Na Tum Jano Na Hum

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    Santa Ne Science Ki Class Mein Ek Theory Pesh Ki, Jiski Wajah Se Sara School Pagal Hote Hote Bacha.

    Moon Is More Important Than Sun,

    Because It Gives Light At Night When Light Is Needed.

    & Sun Gives Light During The Day When Light Is Not Needed

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