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    हास्य साम्राज्ञी Neelima's Avatar
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    Every Aashiq Contineus To Do Aashiqi Until & Unless A “Tamaacha” Or “Sandal”

    With A Velocity Of 9.8m/s Is Push Upon Him By A Beautiful Girl.

    This Force Is Called “Beizzati” Which Is Directly Proportional To “Sharmindagi”

    But Aawarapan Remains Constant.

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    Santa Ne Bijli Office Phone Kara Aur Jaldi Se Bola.

    “Jaldi Se Model Town Ki Light Kaat Do”

    Bijli Wala Hairani Se: “Kyu Sir?”

    Santa: “Wo Yaar Mere Dimag Mein Ek Nayi Mast Wali Gaali Aayi Hai, Wo Tumko Deni Hai“

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    Santa Ki Kisi Wajah Se Fansi Ki Saza Hui Thi.

    Jailer Ne Fansi Chadane Se Pahle Us Se Puchha

    Jailer: “Faansi Se Pehle Kisi Se Milna Chahoge?”

    Santa: “Haan, Biwi Se”

    Jailer: “Kyun Maan-Baap Se Nahi Miloge?”

    Santa: “Maan-Baap To Agla Janam Hote Hi Mil Jayenge, Biwi Ke Liye 21 Saal Wait Karna Padega“

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