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    Jatt Scooter Te, Scooter 60 Te

    Jatt Bullet Te, Bullet 80 Te

    Jatt Jeep Te, Jeep 100 Te

    Jatt Swift Te, Swift 120 Te

    Fir….? Fir Ki…!

    Jatt Ambulance Te, Ambulance 150 Te

    Rehnda Jatt Speeedan Te Hi Aa

    Burrraaaaaahh!!!

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    Unknown Number Se Ek Phone Aya: “Hello, Fridge Chal Raha Hai?”

    Aadmi: “Haan Chal Raha Hai, Aap Kaun?”

    Caller: “To Phir Pakad Lo, Warna Bhaag Jayega”

    Kuch Der Bad Fir Usi Number Se Call Aayi

    Caller: “Fridge Hai?”

    Aadmi Gusse Se: “Nahi Hai”

    Caller: “Abe Bola To Tha Ki Pakad Le Bhaag Jayega“

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    Baat Pe Zara Gaur Farmaiyega.

    Ladki Ki Hasi…..

    Aur Kutte Ki Khamoshi Par Kabhi Bharosa Nahi Karna Chahiye.

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    During Salary Discussion,
    HR : For first 6 months, your Salary will be 10000, after that it will be 20000.
    Candidate : Ok, accepted.
    HR :That’s Great. So, when are joining us?
    Candidate : After 6 months.

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    A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor.


    Which will reach down first?
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    Ans:The Pizza,as it's fast food!

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    Four Ants Are Moving Through A Forest.

    They See An Elephant Coming Towards Them.

    1st Ant Says: “We Should Kill Him.”

    2nd Ant Says: “No, Let Us Break His Leg Alone.”

    3rd Ant Says: “No, We Will Just Throw Him Away From Our Path.”

    4th Ant Says: “No, We Will Leave Him Because He Is Alone And We Are Four.“

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    Ek Aadmi Ki Shaadi Hui, Uss Ne Dost Se Mashwara Liya Ke Apni Biwi Ka Dil Kese Jeete?

    Dost: “Uss Ke Paas Cigratte Laga Ke Jana Aur Dhuaan Biwi Ke Muh Pe Maar Ke Kehna – Janu Agar Tum Kaho To Ye Adat Bhi Chod Doon”

    Uss Admi Ne Aisa Hi Kiya….

    Biwi Ne Sun Kar Jawab Diya: “Nahi, Koi Baat Nahi Agar Gold Flake Hai To Mujhe Bhi Soota Lagwa Do“

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    Santa Car Ki Battery Change Karwane Gaya.

    Mechanic Bola: “Sahab, Exide Ki Daal Doon?”

    Santa: “Nahi Yaar, Dono Side Ki Daal De Warna Phir Problem Ho Jayegi“

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    Ek Ladka Jaise Hi Ghar Mein Gusa Uske Baap Ne Puchha

    “Oye Aaj To Tera Result Aana Tha Kya Hua Uska?”

    Ladka Darte Hue: “Papa Wo, Headmaster Ka Beta Fail Ho Gaya.”

    Papa: “Beta Tumhara Kya Hua?”

    Ladka Hichkichate Hue: “Wo Doctor Ka Beta Bhi Fail Ho Gaya.”

    Papa Gusse Se: “Abe Kambakht Tere Result Ka Kya Hua?”

    Ladka: “Papa, Engineer Ka Beta Bhi Fail Ho Gaya.”

    Papa Chillate Hue: “Oye Kamine Main Tera Result Poochh Raha Hun.”

    Ladka: “To Aap Kon Sa Rajinikanth Ho, Aapka Beta Bhi Fail Hi Hai.“

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    Agar Doctor Log Film Banate To Title Kya Hota?

    1. Kabhi Khansi Kabhi Dam

    2. Kaho Na Bukhar Hai.

    3. T.B No.1.

    4. Hum Blood De Chuke Sanam

    5. Kal Patient Ho Na Ho

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