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    Ek Baar Santa Ki Biwi Preeto Ne Bade Pyar Se Santa Ko Bola

    Preeto: “Kaho Vo Teen Shabd, Junhe Sunkar Mujhe Dil Se Khushi Mehsoos Hoti Hai.”

    Santa: “Galti Meri Thi.”

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    Ek Bar Ek Angrej India Ghumne Aya, Ghumte Ghumte Punjab Ke Ek Gaanv Mein Pahuncha.

    Vaha Use Santa Dikha To Usne Santa Se Puchha

    Angrej: “Kya Tumhare Gaanv Mein Koi Mahaan Aadmi Paida Hua Hai?”

    Santa Kuch Sochke Bola: “Nahi Ji, Idhar Sab Chote Bachhe Hi Paida Hote Hai“

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    Absolute Classic!!!

    A couple decided to commit suicide. After a rough life, they decided to jump off of a building. When they got to the top, they both counted to three. The man jumped, but the woman stayed. She watched him drop for about 8 seconds and then saw a para****e open.
    Now the million dollar question is .....
    Who cheated whom ...

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    Just a small clarification...

    Now as #Article370Scrapped

    If someone want to Buy a House Boat in Kashmir

    Will It will be Housing Loan or vehicle Loan!?

    Just asking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaina. View Post
    Absolute Classic!!!

    A couple decided to commit suicide. After a rough life, they decided to jump off of a building. When they got to the top, they both counted to three. The man jumped, but the woman stayed. She watched him drop for about 8 seconds and then saw a para****e open.
    Now the million dollar question is .....
    Who cheated whom ...
    Is it really a joke? It's a murder plan. White collar crime.

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    A Woman Got On A Bus Holding A Baby.

    The Bus Driver Said: “Ughhh! That’s The Ugliest Baby I’ve Ever Seen.”

    The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down.

    The Man Seated Next To Her Asked Her: “What Was Wrong.”

    The Women: “The Bus Driver Insulted Me.”

    The Man Sympathized Her: “You Go Back Up There And Tell Him Off. I’ll Hold Your Monkey For You.”

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    Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only


    Teja:I dont know.


    Examiner:You failed, whats your name


    Teja:See my legs AND tell my name...

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    STRESS: When your wife is pregnant

    TENSION: When your Girl Friend is pregnant

    PANIC: When both are pregnant

    TRAGIC: When you are not responsible for their pregnancy.

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    A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari.


    Policemen arrives.


    Man:- (cried) Officer! My brand new car!


    Police replied:- You are suchmaterialistic.


    You even havent notice that your left arm has been cut off.


    Man-: He looks at his left arm and yells


    OMG! My Rolex watch!.

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    Birds Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye,


    I dont worry I dont cry,


    Iam just happy that cows cant fly

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