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    When Your Life Is In Darkness,

    Pray God And Ask Him To Free You From Darkness.

    Even After You Pray, If Your Still In Darkness,

    Please Pay The Electricity Bill.

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    Forest attendance!!!!


    lion ? present sir


    zeebra ? present sir


    elephant ? present sir


    monkey ? monkey!? monkey ????

    massage vayichirikkathe present parayeda!!

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    Son: I Dont Want To Go School Ma!


    All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid


    and


    The Kids Hate Me.

    Mom:no! You Should Go, Because You Are The

    Principal

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    Record breaking -1 million idea connections sold in just 3 days due to


    one simple printing mistake of one word in the idea sloGan.....


    Idea can change ur WIFE

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    Chintu: Lets Go For Movie.


    Mintu: Shit, I have Got A Doctors Appointment Today..


    Chintu: Just Cancel It,Tell Him You're Sick.

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    Professor To Students: “I Want You To Write An Essay With The Following Elements:

    1. Religion

    2. Royalty

    3. Sex And

    4. Mystery

    After Two Minutes

    Pappu Shouts: “Done”

    Proffesor: “Let Me See”

    Pappu Had Written: “Oh My God, Says The Queen, I Am Pregnant Yet… I Don’t Know Who Did It“

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    Girl Got Selected And Boy Failed In Interview By Same Reason.

    They Both Were Wearing Shirts With Two Top Buttons Opened Before The CEO.

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    Once Preeto Caught By Police.

    Police Questioning With Her: How Did You Kill 32 People On Road With Your Car?

    Preeto: Look Sir, I Was Driving My Car At Speed Of 40

    But When I Pull The Brakes To Slow The Car I Found That I Have No Brakes

    And Then I Saw 2 Men Walking In The Street And A Wedding Going On At The Other Side.

    Who Should I Hit?

    Police: Of Course The 2 Men With Less Damage.

    Preeto: Thats What I Thought Myself But When I Did It,

    I Hit Only One Man And The Other Ran To The Wedding So I Went After Him.

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    6 Reasons Why Indians Can't Be Terrorist.

    .We Are Always Late And We Will Miss The Flight To Be Hijacked.

    .With Free Food And Drinks On Plane, We Will Forget Why We Are There.

    .We Will Fight Over Each Other For A Photograph With The Hostages.

    .We Can Not Keep A Secret. We will Tell Everyone A Week Before Doing It.

    .We Always Talk Loud & Bring Attention To Ourselves.

    .We'll Postpone The Mission Because Of A Cricket Match.

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    next generatn's LKG poem

    chatting chatting


    yes papa


    girlfriend setting


    no papa


    telling lies


    no papa


    open your whatsapp
    hahaha,

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