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    Sala Samajh Mein Nahi Aa Raha Hai

    Bazaar Mein Mandi Hai Isliye Loge WhatsApp Par Hai

    Ya Log Pura Din Whatsapp Par Lage Hue Hain

    Isliye Bazaar Mein Mandi Hai

    Aapka Kya Kahna Hai Dosto?

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    Ek Aadmi Kapde Ki Dukan Par Gaya Aur Dukandaar Se Bola.

    Aadmi: “Mujhe Ek Lady Suit Dikha Do”

    Dukandaar: “Biwi Ke Liye Chahiye Ya Koi Achha Wala Dikhaun?“

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    Fursat Fatte Haal Ki Premika Ke Usko Taana Mara Ki Vo Ab Us Se Milne Nahi Aata To Aage Se Ustad Ji Ne Kya Farmaya

    Wo Rooth Kar Kehti Hai Humse,

    Tumhara To Milna Hi Kam Ho Gaya

    Us Pagli Ko Koun Samjhaye,

    Ki….

    Petrol 72/- Litter Ho Gaya

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    Ek Aadmi Ne Bhagwan Ki Tapasyaa Karna Shuru Kari

    Kafi Time Ke Baad Bhagwan Ji Uski Tapasya Se Khush Hokar Prakat Hue Aur Bole

    Bhagwan: “Var Maango Vats”

    Aadmi Sharmate Hue Bola: “Prabhu, Aap Jaisa Soch Rahe Ho Main Vesa Nahi Hu, Mujhe To Vadhu Chahiye“

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    Pati Khaana Khate Hue Apni Patni Se Kehta Hai.

    Pati: “Darling, Tum Dino-Din Khubsurat Hoti Ja Rahi Ho.”

    Patni Kitchen Se: “Achha, Tumhe Kaise Pata?”

    Pati: “Tumhe Dekh Kar To Ab Rotiya Bhi Jalne Lagi Hain.”

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    5 Saal Ka Chota Bachha Apni Maa Se Bola

    Bachha: “Mamma, 10 Ruppees Dena, Bahar Ek Gareeb Ko Dene Hai”

    Maa Bahar Gayi To Koi Bhi Nahi Tha Aur Boli.

    Mom: “Kahan Hai Gareeb?”

    Bachha: “Bechara Bahar Dhoop Mein Kulfiyaan Bech Raha Hai“

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    Two elderly ladies, Mabel and Evie, meet at a cafe for a nice cup of coffee and a cake.

    After a while, Mabel peers closely at Evie and says,

    ?Evie, it looks like you have a suppository in your ear!?

    ?What??

    ?It looks like you have a suppository in your ear, Evie!? says Mabel a bit louder.

    ?Oh,? checks Evie, ?you?re right! Drat, well, at least I know where my hearing aid is now.?

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    A man is reading his newspaper and says to his wife:

    ?Michelle, look.

    Here is an article about how women use about twice as many words per day as men do.?

    The wife responds:

    ?That?s because we have to tell you everything twice?

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