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    Patient to his doctor: I have forgotten so many things lately,


    and its getting worse. What can I do?



    Doctor: Yes, this is a known illness,


    unfortunately it has no cure.


    I Would also like to remind you about the 800 USD that you owe me?

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    A man lost on no-mans land Island.


    One day he decided to build a wood boat to save his life.


    Suddenly a hot girl came there & the man use the wood for making bed.


    Moral- A girl can change ur goal.

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    MBA student hugs a girl


    Girl: what is this ?


    Boy: direct marketing


    Girl: slaps a boy


    Boy: what is this ??


    Girl: customers feedback

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    Three men are riding on a motorcycle. They pass a police patrol.


    The policeman shouts after them: Police! Stop your vehicle now!


    But they just continue driving past.


    The last man turns around and yells:


    Sorry dude! We can not take you on, we are already one too many!

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    Dentist: This will hurt a little.

    Patient: OK.

    Dentist: I have been having an affair with your wife for a while now.

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    A person goes to the doctor with his 5 year son.


    Person: - Doctor, my son has swallowed a key, so we came to you.


    Doctor:- When did he swallowed a key.


    Person:- 10 days back.


    Doctor:- And you are coming to me now,


    after 10 days.why?


    Person:- We had a duplicate key, but today it is lost.

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    Girl Chatting Online With Unknown Man

    Man:

    “Coukd you give me your e-mail id ?”

    Girl:

    Sure Here It’s…

    “ihaveBF.ilovehim@getlost.com”

    Unknown Man:

    Great, Here’s My E-Mail Id

    “imUrDad.aajtupitegi@gharpe.com”

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    Patni Ne Pati Ko Awaj Dete Hue Kaha: “Suno, Kya Aap Kitchen Se Garam Masala Le Kar Ayenge?”

    Pati Gaya Aur Dhudne Ke Baad Bola: “Yaha Par To Nahi Hai”

    Patni: “Mujhe Pata Tha Aapko Nahi Milega Isliye Main Pehle Se Hi Le Aayi Thi“

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    Baap Ne Ane Bete Ko Computer Par Facebook Khole Dekha To Uske Pass Gaya Aur Bola

    Baap: “Beta, Facebook Se Hatt Ke Bhi Ek Duniya Hai”

    Ladka Khush Hote Hue: “Sachhi Papa, Zara Link To Share Karo, Please.“

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    Pappu waiting at bus stop one gentelman came there by two wheeler

    and asked 'you want lift'


    Pappu: 'No thanks my house is in ground floor'

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