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    No teacher was in the class and There so much noice in class room


    Principal came and asked in anger


    Whose period is running?.


    5 girls stood up and said, Sir, ours

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    Jazzy: My father is pregnant, I will soon have brother.


    Teacher: How can it be? It is not possible.


    Jazzy: My mother had abdominal pain last month,


    than i got a little sister, now my father is undergoing the same pain.!!!

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    Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged


    Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whiskey ?


    This is called....Solid...Positive Thinking....

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    Santa Ke Upar Bijli Ki Nangi Taar Gir Gayi.

    Wo Bechara Tadap-Tadap Ke Marne Hi Wala Tha Ki,

    Usko Yaad Aaya Ki Light To 2 Din Se Band Hai.

    Santa Utha Aur Kapde Jhadte Hue Bola: “Sala, Faaltu Mein Hi Dara Diya.”

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    Lala Mufitmal Auto Main Ja Raha Tha Aur Auto Ki Break Fail Ho Gayi

    Autowala: “Sir Auto Ki Break Fail Ho Gayi Hai Kya Karu?”

    Mufitmal Jaldi Se Bola: “Kuch Nahi Pahle Meter Bandh Kar“

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    Ek Baar Santa Dharu Peekar Sadak Pe Ja Raha Hota Aur Achanak Se Ek Sadhu Se Takra Jata Hai

    Sadhu Gusse Se: “Array Murkh, Main Tujhe Shraap Deta Hoon”

    Santa: “Ruko-Ruko Baba, Main Glass Le Kar Aata Hoon, Fir Dena“

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    Ustaad Fursat Fatte Haal Khan Ji Ek Sher Arz Kar Rahe Hain.

    Gaur Farmayiga……

    Haseeno Ko Apna Dil Na Dena,
    Dil Ke Jazbaat Ye Kya Jaanengi,

    Kandhe Ka Dupatta To Sambhalta Nahi,
    Hamara Dil Kya Ghanta Sambhalegi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neelima View Post
    Ustaad Fursat Fatte Haal Khan Ji Ek Sher Arz Kar Rahe Hain.

    Gaur Farmayiga……

    Haseeno Ko Apna Dil Na Dena,
    Dil Ke Jazbaat Ye Kya Jaanengi,

    Kandhe Ka Dupatta To Sambhalta Nahi,
    Hamara Dil Kya Ghanta Sambhalegi.
    Pmpl... Rotfl.........

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    Employee*: *Boss, from tomorrow, I will go home at 6 pm sharp daily.*

    *Boss*: *Why, what happened ?*

    *Employee*: *Sir my Salary is not sufficient for me. I want to drive Autorickshaw at night. I have to support my family.*

    *Boss*: Ok. Go ahead . But, if you feel hungry in the night, come to Anna nagar crossing.

    Employee : Why Sir ?

    Boss: *I sell idli dosa there

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    A man went to his lawyer and told him,

    My neighbor owes me $500 and he won't pay up.

    What should I do?

    Do you have any proof he owes you the money? asked the lawyer.

    Nope, replied the man.

    OK, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owed you,

    said the lawyer.

    But it's only $500, replied the man.

    Precisely. That's what he will reply and then you will have your proof!

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