Page 327 of 333 प्रथमप्रथम ... 227277317325326327328329 ... LastLast
Results 3,261 to 3,270 of 3323

Thread: Jokes

  1. #3261
    हास्य साम्राज्ञी Neelima's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    प्रविष्टियाँ
    37,398
    Rep Power
    50
    Santa Ke Ghar Mein Billi Rehti Thhi, Santa Billi Se Tang Aaker Use Kahi Chod Aaya.

    Ghar Aaya To Billi Usse Pehle Pahunchi Hui Thi.

    Santa Billi Ko Dubara Kahi Door Chod Ke Aaya, Billi Phir Usse Pehle Ghar Pahunch Gayi.

    Santa Ko Bohut Gussa Aaya, Abb Woh Billi Ko Bohut Hi Jyada Door Chodne Gaya.

    Waha Se Usne Wife Ko Phone Kiya Aur Pucha.

    Santa: “Billi Ghar Pahunch Gayi Ya Nahi?”

    Wife: “Haan Pahunch Gayi Hai”

    Santa Rote Hue: “Uss Kamini Se Bol Ke Mujhe Aaker Le Jaye, Mein Rasta Bhul Gaya Hoon“

  2. #3262
    हास्य साम्राज्ञी Neelima's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    प्रविष्टियाँ
    37,398
    Rep Power
    50
    Amul Ghee Ki Add Ke Liye Rajpal Yadav Ko Sign Karne Gaye.

    Rajpal: “Ismein To Sunny Deol Ko Lena Chahiye Tha”

    Director: “Wo To Hai Hi”

    Rajpal: “To Fir Mujhe Kyun?”

    Director: “Nakli Ghee Ka Asar Dikhane Ke Liye“

  3. #3263
    हास्य साम्राज्ञी Neelima's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    प्रविष्टियाँ
    37,398
    Rep Power
    50
    Preeto Santa Se Puchti Hai

    Preeto: “Kitna Pyar Karte Ho Mujhe?”

    Santa: “Shahjhan Jitna”

    Preeto: “Sachii, Mere Marne Ke Baad Taj Mahal Bnaoge?”

    Santa: “Main Plot Bhi Le Chuka Hoon Pagli, Der To Tu Kar Rahi Hai“

  4. #3264
    हास्य साम्राज्ञी Neelima's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    प्रविष्टियाँ
    37,398
    Rep Power
    50
    Q : What did the gangsters son tell his dad

    when he failed his examination?


    A : Dad they questioned me for 3 hours


    but I never told them anything.

  5. #3265
    हास्य साम्राज्ञी Neelima's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    प्रविष्टियाँ
    37,398
    Rep Power
    50
    Science Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life.

    It was discovered in 1773.

    Student: Thank God !

    I am born after 1773 otherwise, I would have died without it.

  6. #3266
    हास्य साम्राज्ञी Neelima's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    प्रविष्टियाँ
    37,398
    Rep Power
    50
    Boss : We need someone for this Job, who is Responsible.


    Santa : Sir, your search ends here, in my previous job,


    whenever anything went wrong, they said I am Responsible...

  7. #3267
    हास्य साम्राज्ञी Neelima's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    प्रविष्टियाँ
    37,398
    Rep Power
    50
    Andy has 150 candy bars.

    He eats 125. What does Andy have now?

    Andy has diabetes now.

  8. #3268
    हास्य साम्राज्ञी Neelima's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    प्रविष्टियाँ
    37,398
    Rep Power
    50
    Professor Google:Chemical symbol of Barium?


    Somu: BA

    Professor Google:For sodium?


    Somu: NA

    Professor Google:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
    and 2 atoms of NA combined?


    Somu: BANANA

  9. #3269
    हास्य साम्राज्ञी Neelima's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    प्रविष्टियाँ
    37,398
    Rep Power
    50
    Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only


    Sardar:I dont know.


    Examiner:You failed, whats your name


    Sardar:See my legs and tell my name...

  10. #3270
    हास्य साम्राज्ञी Neelima's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    प्रविष्टियाँ
    37,398
    Rep Power
    50
    Dont give importance to money


    becoz


    it can give bed but not sleep,


    books but not brains,


    clothes but not beauty,


    luxuries but not happines.


    So, Transfer it to my account!

Page 327 of 333 प्रथमप्रथम ... 227277317325326327328329 ... LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •