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    Smartest thing Santa ever did...


    He changed all his passwords to incorrect...


    So whenever he forgets, the computer will remind him,

    Your password is ... incorrect

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    Son-Dad,if u see a 10Rs note and a 5Rs note on d floor,which wil u take?


    Dad-The 10Rs of course!


    Son-Thats so STUPID!


    Why not take both?.....Just Kidding

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    Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?


    Bunty: MS Excel


    Lucky: MS Word


    Bittu: MS Powerpoint


    Pappu after thinking a lot, MS Dhoni

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    Girl Wearing Very Short Skirt

    Boy Asks : Wont Ur Mom Say


    Anything About Ur Dress . . ?

    Girl : My Mom Will Be Very Angry

    Coz

    I M Wearing Her Dress .

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    A student was sleeping in class.

    His head was going down and down due to sleep.

    Teacher comes and asks What is this?

    Student: GRAVITATIONAL FORCE!

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    Baby was putting Dogs Tail into a Pipe.

    Man- Hey mad,


    Dogs Tail wil never become straight.

    Baby - Hey idiot, I am trying to bend the Pipe.

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    Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee.

    It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

    Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup.

    It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today.

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    Neighbor: I noticed that your daughter is mostly in the kitchen.


    Probably she loves cooking so many varieties.


    Her little brother instantly replied: NO, actually our telephone connection is in the kitchen.

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    Teacher:Which is the oldest animal in the world?


    Banta:ZEBRA.


    Teacher:Shocked,how?


    Banta:Because it is still Black and White!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neelima View Post
    Girl Wearing Very Short Skirt

    Boy Asks : Wont Ur Mom Say


    Anything About Ur Dress . . ?

    Girl : My Mom Will Be Very Angry

    Coz

    I M Wearing Her Dress .
    Pmpl... Rotfl.........

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