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    I Am Desperately Trying To Find Out Who Are These Four People So Interested In My Life?

    As…. Parents Keep Saying “Chaar Log Dekhenge To Kya Bolenge“

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    A Boy texts a girl Boy: Hey Girl: Hi What u doing?


    Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in the world.


    Girl: Aww How cute!


    Boy: Ya! But She is not replying, so m texting U!

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    One million copies of a new book sold In just two days

    due to typing error of one alphabet in title.

    An idea,that can change your WIFE

    While real word was(LIFE).

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    A person goes to the doctor with his 5 year son.


    Person: - Doctor, my son has swallowed


    a key, so we came to you.


    Doctor:- When did he swallowed a key.


    Person:- 10 days back.


    Doctor:- And you are coming to me now, after 10 days.why?


    Person:- We had a duplicate key, but today it is lost.

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    Millions of people write Love Letters.


    But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me,


    Just imagine how lucky I m!


    Great words


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    DUST BIN

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    A Japanese Came To India. He Took An Auto To Go To The Airport

    On The Way A Honda Overtakes

    Japanese: Honda Made In Japan??? Very Fast

    Next A Toyota Overtakes.

    Japanese: Toyota Made In Japan???.Very Fast

    Airport Came He Asked: How Much?

    Autowala: Rs. 8000/-

    Japanese: Why So Expensive?

    Autowala: Meter Made In India???..Very Fast

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    Doctor:Madam, Your Husband Needs Rest


    And Peace So Here Are Some Sleeping Pills.


    Wife: Doctor, When Should I Give Them To Him?


    Doctor:They Are For You.!!

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    I Sent A Text To My Wife Last Night: Hi Babe I?m At The Pub With Some Lads,


    Please Try And Wash All My Dirty Clothes And Make Sure You Prepare

    My Favourite Dish Before I Return.

    I Sent Another Text: ?Babe I Forgot To Tell You That I Got


    An Increase In My Salary At The End Of The Month I?m Getting You A New Car

    She Text Back In One Second: OMG Really?

    I Replied: No I Just Wanted To Make Sure You Got My First Message.

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    A man lost on no-mans-land Island.


    one day he decided to build a wood boat to save his life.


    Suddenly a hot girl came there and

    the man use the wood for making bed.


    Moral- A girl can change ur goal.

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    A Boy Was Driving A Car. A Girl On Scooty Overtook Him.

    Boy Shouted: Hey Buffalo

    Girl Turned Back & Shouted: ?You Donkey, Idiot, Stupid Monkey?

    Suddenly She Had An Accident She Was Hit By A Buffalo Crossing The Road.

    Moral: Girls Never Understand What A Boy Wants To Say.

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