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    हास्य साम्राज्ञी Neelima's Avatar
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    Height of positive Thinking:

    A Man Marrying His own Secretary,

    Thinking that she will still follow his order as Before..!!

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    हास्य साम्राज्ञी Neelima's Avatar
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    Record breaking -


    1 million idea connections sold in just 3 days due to


    one simple printing mistake of one word in the idea sloGan.....


    Idea can change ur WIFE

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    Scientists Have Discovered A Certain Activity That


    Diminishes A Womans Anger


    By 90 Percent



    S H O P P I N G ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neelima View Post
    Height of positive Thinking:

    A Man Marrying His own Secretary,

    Thinking that she will still follow his order as Before..!!
    Pmpl.. Rotfl........

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    Today I brought a pizza with me on the bus. The driver said:


    Hey that is not a restaurant here.


    I said: I know, thats why I brought my own food.

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    Santa went to temple and saw people puting coin in box and praying


    Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin


    phone without receiver!...

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    हास्य साम्राज्ञी Neelima's Avatar
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    A Husband makes a call 2 his wife from his idea phone.


    He dials wrong number. Another woman picks it.


    Both talked for long time and fell in love.


    Moral of the story: An idea can change your wife.

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    I Hate How Chocolates Immediately Melts

    On My Fingers ...

    I Mean

    Damn,
    Am I That Hot . . .

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    A rabbit runs, jumps and lives only for 15 years

    A turtle does not run,does nothing,yet lives for 300 or more years!

    Moral: EXRCISE IS HELL!

    SLEEP WELL..

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    Height Of Overacting


    Traffic Police: Did Not You Hear My Whistle, Madam??


    Madam: Yes I Heard,


    But I Don't Like Flirting While I Am Driving.

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