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    Fair & Lovely Ki Unseen Ad

    Maa: “Nalayak, Itni Raat Tak Kaha Thi?”

    Beti: “Mom, Boyfriend Ke Saath”

    Maa: “Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala?”

    Beti: “To Kya Hua Maa, Fair & Lovely Hai Na.“

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    How To Hide Your Important Files From People Without Making Hidden Folders.

    1. Go To Desktop And Create A New Folder.

    2. Name The Folder Internet Explorer.

    3. Change The Folder Icon To Internet Explorer.

    4. Keep It In A Corner Of The Desktop.

    Now Feel Safe Because No One Will Open Internet Explorer.

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    Tension: when wife is pregnant

    Terror: When girl friend is preggnant


    Horror: When both are preggnant


    Tragedy: When you are not responsible for both

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    Bhanu: Why are you heating the knife?


    Teja: To do suicide.

    Bhanu: But why are you heating it?


    Teja: To prevent infection.

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    What Is The Best Punishment For A Girl?

    Give Her New Clothes, Matching Jewellry And Nice Cosmetics

    And Then Lock Her In A Room Without A Mirror.

    What Is The Best Punishment For A Boy?

    Give Him A Mobile With A Lot Of Girl?s Phone Numbers,

    And Unlimited Credit & Put Him In A Place Where There?s No Network.

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    After An Accident:

    Driver Angrily: I Showed You The Headlights And Told You To Let Me Go First

    Santa: I Also Started The Wipers And Said No. No. No

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    Maths Madam To Pappu: If You Have 12 Chocolates

    And You Give 5 To Leena,


    3 To Teena And 4 To Meena, Then What Will You Get?

    Pappu: 3 New Girl Friends

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    A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to deliver


    The wife however gave birth to a black baby.


    The Chinese man who was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG..

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