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    Teacher : who is Tipu Sultan? Pappu :I dont know miss.

    Teacher : Concentrate on your studies..!

    Pappu : Do you know Jennifer?

    Teacher : I dont know..!

    Pappu : Concentrate on your husband..!

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    SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss ??


    TRACY : I did once. He would forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

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    Q: What is difference between draft and cheque ?


    A: Draft is like a WIFE who can be trusted


    Cheque is like a GIRLFRIEND which can bounce anytime.

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    Difference Between Horror and Beautiful


    Beautiful Night Is When You Your Teddy Bear and Sleep.


    Horror Is When Your Teddy s You Back

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    A Russian wife goes to police station.

    Russian Wife: My husband went to the market

    yesterday to bring potatoes. Hehas not returned home yet.

    Russian Inspector: Why don't you cook something else?

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    A Tourist Asked A Boat Guide: Do You Know Psychology, Geography, Geology And Criminology?

    The Guide Said: No To All The Questions

    The Tourist Then Said: Idiot You Will Die Of Illiteracy

    Suddenly The Boat Started Sinking Then The Guide Asked The Tourist:

    Do You Know Swinology, Escapology Away From Crocrodielogy ?

    The Tourist Said: No

    Guide Said: Today You Will Drowncology, Crocodielogy Will Eat Your Bodycology

    And You Will Diecology Because Of Your Bad Mouthocology

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neelima View Post
    A Tourist Asked A Boat Guide: Do You Know Psychology, Geography, Geology And Criminology?

    The Guide Said: No To All The Questions

    The Tourist Then Said: Idiot You Will Die Of Illiteracy

    Suddenly The Boat Started Sinking Then The Guide Asked The Tourist:

    Do You Know Swinology, Escapology Away From Crocrodielogy ?

    The Tourist Said: No

    Guide Said: Today You Will Drowncology, Crocodielogy Will Eat Your Bodycology

    And You Will Diecology Because Of Your Bad Mouthocology
    Very good job
    आप तय कर ले की,आप को क्या करना है...?वरना,समय तय कर लेगा की,आपका क्या करना है...!

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    Difference between a beautiful night and a horror night.


    Beautiful night is,


    When you hug your teddy bear and sleep.


    Horror night is,


    When your teddy bear hugs you BACK.

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    Those who are single, Lets sing this song together


    Single bells


    Single bells


    Single all the way


    Oh what fun it is to watch


    those couples fight all day. Yay?

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    My girlfriends birthday is in two days.


    And she told me Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring


    So I bought her nothing

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