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    Santa Ko Ek Road Accident Ke Jurm Mein Girftaar Kar Liya Jata Hai.

    Jab Santa Ko Court Mein Pesh Kiya Jata Hai To Judge Sahab Use Puchte Hai.

    Judge: “Ye Accident Kaise Hua?”

    Santa: “Sir, Main Kuch Nahi Janta, Mein To Tab So (Sleep) Raha Tha“

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    Girl-Friend Ne Bade Pyar Se Apne Boy-Friend Ko Bola.

    “Jaanu, Tumhare Bina Mera Zee Nahi Lagta”

    Boy-Friend Ne Badi Masumiyat Se Jawab Diya.

    “Zee Nahi Lagta To Kya Hua, Sony Ya Colors Laga Lo, Vo Bhi Achhe Channels Hai”

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    Ek Baar Pappu Bahut Jorr-Jorr Se Ro Raha Tha To Uski Maa Usse Puchte Hai.

    Maa: “Alle Alle Mera Beta Kyu Ro Raha Hai?”

    Pappu: “Dad Ne Mujhe Kissi Nahi Di”

    Maa: “Tumne Unko Table Nahi Sunaya Hoga”

    Pappu: “Baazu Wali Aunty Ko Kounse Tables Aate Hain?“

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    “Badaam Khaane Se Utni Akal Nahi Aati,

    Jitni Dhoka Khaane Se Aati Hai.”

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    Ek Ladka Daaru Pee Kar Ghar Aaya.

    Dad Ki Maar Se Bachne Ek Liye Laptop Khol Kar Padhne Lag Gaya.

    Dad: “Pee Ke Aaya Hai Tu?”

    Son: “Nahi Dad.”

    Dad: “To Kamine , Suitcase Khol Kar Kon Si Padhayi Kar Raha Hai?“

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    Do Ladkiyaan Train Mein Safar Kar Rahi Thi,

    Ek Ladki Ne Time Pass Ke Liye Dusri Se Puchha

    Ladki: “Tujhe Kaisa Pati Chahiye?”

    Dusri: “Mujhe Crorepati Chahiye”

    Pahli: “Crorepati Na Mile To?”

    Dusri: “50 Lakh Ke 2 Pati Chalenge”

    Pahli: “50 Lakh Ke Na Mile To?”

    Dusri: “25 Lakh Ke 4 Pati Bhi Chalenge”

    Uppar Birth Pe Lete Hue Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Bola.

    Santa: “Jab Ye 1000 Rupaye Pe Aaye To Mujhe Bata Dena“

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    Santa Jab Fifth Class Mein Tha To Ek Din Madam Ne Us Se Puchha

    Madam: “Santa Batao, India Ka Jhanda Sab Se Pahle Kahaan Lagaya Gaya Tha?”

    Santa Kaafi Sochne Aur Dimaag Pe Zor Dene Ke Baad Bola

    Santa: “Mam, Dande Par“

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    Ek Din Santa Apne Dost Banta Ko Khushi Se Bata Raha Tha.

    Santa: “Mere Ghar Mein Mera Hi Hukam Chalta Hai, Main Kahta Hun Garam Paani Leke Aao To Meri Biwi Le Aati Hai”

    Banta: “Garam Paani Hi Kyun?”

    Santa: “Arey, Garam Paani Se Bartan Achhi Tarha Dhulte Hai Na“

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    Ek Cheeta Cigarette Ka Sutta Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki Achanak Ek Chuha Wahan Aya Aur Bola.

    Chuha: “Bhai Chor Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath, Dekho Ye Jungle Kitna Khubsoorat Hai”

    Cheeta Chuhe Ke Sath Chal Diya, Aage 1 Hathi Cocaine Pi Raha Tha.

    Chuha Fir Bola: “Bhai Chor Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath, Dekho Ye Jungle Kitna Khubsoorat Hai”

    Hathi Bhi Sath Chal Diya, Age Sher Whisky Pine Ki Tyari Kar Raha Tha.

    Chuhe Ne Use Bhi Woi Kaha.

    Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad Mare,

    Hathi Bola: “Are Kyu Maar Rahe Ho Is Bechare Ko?”

    Sher Bola: “Is Kamine Ne Pichli Baar Bhi Bhang Kha Kar Mujhe Teen Ghante Jungle Mein Aise Hi Ghumaya Tha“

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    The Conversation Between Girlfriend And Boyfriend On Phone.

    Girlfriend: “Baby, I Am In A Big Trouble.”
    Boyfriend: “Why Is That?”

    Girlfriend: “I Saw A Mouse In My House.”
    Boyfriend: “Oh, Well, All You Need To Do Is Use A Trap.”

    Girlfriend: “I Don’t Have A Trap.”
    Boyfriend: “Well Then, Buy One.”

    Girlfriend: “Can’t Afford One.”
    Boyfriend: “I Can Give You Mine If You Want.”

    Girlfriend: “That Sounds Good.”
    Boyfriend: “All You Need To Do Is Just Use Some Cheese In Order To Make The Mouse Come To The Trap.”

    Girlfriend: “I Don’t Have Any Cheese.”
    Boyfriend: “Okay Then, Take A Piece Of Bread And Put A Bit Of Oil In It And Put It In The Trap.”

    Girlfriend: “I Don’t Have Oil.”
    Boyfriend: “Well, Then Put Only A Small Piece Of Bread.”

    Girlfriend: “I Don’t Have Bread.”
    Boyfriend: “Then What The F#ck Is The Mouse Doing At Your House?”

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