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    A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour,

    and then she hung up.

    Wow, said her father, That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?

    Wrong number, replied the girl.

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    Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

    The teacher says, Why are you arguing? One boy answers,

    We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.

    You should be ashamed of yourselves, said the teacher,

    When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was.

    The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher

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    Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?


    Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?


    Little Johnny: But I asked first!

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    In the classroom the teacher is asking a student to do something.

    Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with I.

    Student: I is the

    Teacher: Stop! Never put is after I. Always put am after I.

    Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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    A Mast Shayri By Our Beloved Ustad Fursat Fatte Haal Khan Ji

    Kya Aukaat Thi Kisi Haqim Ki Dawa Mein,

    Jo Ilaaz Kar Sake, Aye Rehnuma!

    Ishq Ka Rog Tha,

    Mummy Ki Chappal Se Hi Aaram Mila.

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    Santa Jab School Mein Padtha Thha Tab Vo Ek Din School Mein Ek White Aur Ek Black Shoes Pahan Ke Chala Gaya.

    Sir Ne Ye Dekha To Gusse Se Bola: “Abhi Ghar Ja Aur Shoes Change Karke Aa”

    Santa Masumiyat Se Bola: “Sir Ji Koi Fayda Nahi, Ghar Mein Bhi Ek Black Aur White Shoes Hi Pade Hai“

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    In Every Love Story Sister Support Brother

    But

    Brother Never Support Sister.

    You Know Why ?

    Because Sister Know What Love Is

    And

    Brother Knows What Boys Are.

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    Teacher To Student: “What Is Hyper Active Possessive Definition Of Circulated Motion”

    Student: “Zimbalakadi Takada Bamba Huchalu”

    Teacher: “I Did Not Understand What You Said”

    Student: “Same Here, Mam“

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