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    Scientists Have Discovered A Certain Activity That


    Diminishes A Womans Anger


    By 90 Percent



    S H O P P I N G ..

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    Ek Baar Ek Mareez Hakeem Ke Paas Jata Hai Aur Usse Kehta Hai.

    Mareez: “Mujhe Ajeeb Si Bimari Ho Gayi Hai, Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai Toh Mujhe Kuch Sunai Nahi Deta”

    Hakeem: “Yeh Bimari Nahi, Tum Par Allah Ki Rehmat Hai Rehmat“

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    Mandir Ke Pujari Ko Loose Motion Ho Gaye.

    Medicine Lete Time Pujari Ne Doctor Se Poocha: “Any Precautions?”

    Doctor Bola: “Bas Shankh Zor Se Mat Bajaana”

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    Aaj Ki Duniya Ko Dekhte Hue baba Saxidas ne Ek Research Kari Aur Ek Logic Bataya

    Mobile Ek Mandir Hai,

    Whatsapp Uska Devta,

    Group Banane Wala Pujari,

    Message Bhejne Wala Dani,

    Padhane Wala Bhakt,

    Reply Naa Karne Wala Mandir Ka Bhikari.

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    My wife suffers from a drinking problem.

    Oh is she an alcoholic?

    No, I am, but she?s the one who suffers.

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    Once Bhanu went to Court.Judge - Order..! Order..!

    Bhanu :- 1 Pizza, 2 Dosa , 3 idaly and 1 Maza


    Judge :- Shut-Up


    Bhanu :- No..No....Thums Up Charged Ice Chilled..

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    HR Manager Asked Bhanu in an Interview.


    Can you spell a word that has more than 75 Letters in it?


    Bhanu confidently Replied: Letter Box

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    A guy takes his girlfriend to his bedroom, drops his pants,

    and says, Meet my little brother.

    The girlfriend picks up her purse on the way out and says,

    Call me when he grows up.

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    Beer Bottle: You break me, you get One year of bad luck!

    Mirror: You kidding me? You break me, then you will get 7 years bad luck!


    Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)

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    A guy and girl had sex poem competition.


    Guy: Two times two is four, four plus five is nine.

    I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine.


    Girl: Two times two is four, four plus five is nine.

    I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine.

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