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    Child1: My father has not worked for a day from the last five years.


    Child2: Why?


    Child1: Because he is a night watchman.

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    Teacher: If u tell me where is God, I will reward u wid 100 rupees.


    Pappu: And if u tell me where God is not there, I will reward u wid 200 rupees!

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    Boy asked his dad for a bike.


    Dad : why did god give you two legs ?


    Boy : one to change gear and other to apply break.


    Youngster rock.


    Parents shock...

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    Teacher:Which is the oldest animal in the world ?


    Banta: ZEBRA.


    Teacher:Shocked,how?


    Banta: Because it is still Black and White

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    Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee.

    It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

    Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup.

    It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today.

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    WIFE:I wish i was ur book so that i could be in front of ur eyes constantly.

    HUSBAND:I wish u were a calendar which i could replace every year!!!

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    Ek Wife Apne Husband Ko Apne Bete Ke Marks Batate Hue Kehti Hai.

    Wife: “Pados Wale Sharma Ji Ki Beti Ko English Mein 99 Marks Mile”

    Husband: “Arre Waah, 1 No. Kahaan Gaya?”

    Wife: “Woh Hamara Beta Laya Hai“

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    Maths Teacher : What Is A Line?

    Student : A Line Is A Dot That's Going For A Walk.

    Teacher : Then What Is A Parallel Line?

    Student : A Dot Is Going For A Walk With His Girl Friend.

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    A Marwadi calls Newspapr 2print death of his grandpa..


    Clerk-Rs.50/- word.


    Marwadi- Dada Dead


    clerk-sorry,Minimum 5 wrds.


    Marwadi-Dada Dead,Wheelchair for sale!

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    Managment student kisses a girl. Girl-whats this?

    Boy- its called DIRECT MARKETING.

    Girl slaps d boy

    Boy-what is this?

    Girl- this is CUSTOMER FEED BACK...

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