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    Muftimal Baniya Newspaper Office Gaya Aur Waha Puchne Laga.

    Muftimal: “Mera Chacha Mar Gaya Hai, Isko Chhapne Ke Kya Charges Honge?”

    Agent: “50/- Rupaye Ek Akshar Ke”

    Muftimal: “Oh Bohat Jyada Hai, Acha Likho – Chacha Guzar Gaye”

    Agent: “Sir, Ismein Kam Se Kam 6 Akshar Aane Hi Chahiye”

    MuftimalKuch Soch Kar: “Acha Likho, Chacha Guzar Gaye – Maruti For Sale“

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    Boy Was Driving To Lonavala With His Girlfriend.

    He Kept His Hand On Her Knee,

    She Smiled & Said “You Can Go Further”

    He Went To Pune.

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    Mom Apne 7 Saal Ke Bete Ko Study Ki Practice Karwa Rahi Thi.

    Mom: “Beta, Chalo Pehle Addition Karte Hain.”

    Example – “Agar Ek Ladki Tumhe 2 Candy Aur 2 Ice-Cream Deti Hai To Tumhara Answer Kya Hoga?”

    Kid With An Answer: “Love You Jaanu.“

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    Operation Ke Baad Patient Ne Aankh Kholte Hue Pucha

    “Dr. Saab, Kya Ab Main Rog Mukt Hu?”

    Jawab Mila

    “Beta, Doctor Saab To Dharti Pe Hi Rah Gaye, Main To Chittr Gupt Hu”

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    Santa Ne Apni Girlfriend Ke Kandhe Per Haath Rakha Aur Dheere Se Bola.

    Santa: “I Love You”

    Girlfriend: “Zor Se Bolo”

    Santa: “Jai Mata Di“

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    Ek Light Bulb Ko Badalne Ke Liye 5 Ladkiyo Ki Jarurat Padti Hai

    Kaise?

    Simple, Ek Ladki Bulb Change Karegi

    Aur Baki Ki 4:

    Hey Bhagwan Araam Se Chad

    Switch To ON Nahi Hai Na

    Dhayan Se Kahin Gir Na Jayiyo

    Kisi Aur Ko Hi Bula Lete

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    Pyaar Kya Hota Hai, Bade-Budhe Logo Se Bahut Suna Hai,

    Par Ek 2 Saal Ke Bache Ke Liye Pyar Ki Definition Kya Hai,

    “Pyar gies Diaper Mein Hui Su-Su Ki Tarah Hota Hai Jo Dusaro Ko Nahi Dikhta Par Khud Ko Feel Hota Hai“

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    Research Says Girls Take Three Days To Judge A Boy Whether She Likes Him.

    Boys Take Three Seconds,

    1 Sec.: “Kya Ladki Hai Yaar”

    2 Sec.: “Mast Hai Bhai”

    3 Sec.: “Bhai Mujhe Pyar Ho Gaya“

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    If You Feel Overloaded With Work, Immediately Go To To The Nearest

    “Biological Anxiety Relief” (Bar) Center & Place Order For Any One Or More Of The Following Antidotes.

    1. Work Isolating Neutralizing Extract (WINE)

    2. Radioactive Un-Work Medicine (RUM)

    3. Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)

    4. Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen (VODKA)

    This Is Issued In Public Interest By “Buddies For Eradication Of Work Disease Association (BEWDA)”

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    A Man Was Going In His Ferrari Suddenly Had An Accident.

    The Car Was Totally Wrecked But Some How The Man Was Safe.

    Policemen Arrives

    Man Cried: “Officer, My Brand New Car.”

    Officer: “You Are Such A Materialistic Sir, You Even Haven’t Notice That Your Left Arm Has Been Cut Off.”

    Man Looks At His Left Arm And Yells: “Oh My God! My Rolex Watch.“

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