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    A New Born Baby Ask To Nurse: “Can I Use Your Mobile Phone?”

    Nurse: “Why?”

    Baby: “Actually I Want To Tell The God I Am Land Safely To The Earth, Now Arrange A Girlfriend For Me And Dont Forget To SMS Me Her Address“

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    Jab Bhagwan Ne Socha Ki Wo Har Jagah,

    Har Samay Upasthit Nahi Ho Sakta,

    To Usne Maan Banayi.

    Phir Shaitan Ne Bhi Socha Ki Wo Bhi Har Jagah,

    Har Samay Upasthit Nahi Ho Sakta,

    To Usne Saas Bana Di.

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    Murgi Anda Deti Hai Aur Bhains Doodh Deti Hai.

    Ab Batao Ki Aisa Kon Hai Jo Anda Bhi Deta Hai Aur Doodh Bhi Deta Hai?

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    Nahi Pata, Chalo Main Bata Deta Hun,

    Dukaandar.

    Don’t Clap For Me Please, I Know I Am Genius

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    In London, A Customer Asked: “Do You Have Mustard Oil?”

    The Shopkeeper Says: “Are You Santa Singh?”

    The Guy, Clearly Offended, Says: “Yes, I Am But Let Me Ask You Something,

    If I Had Asked For Olive Oil, Would You Ask Me If I Was Italian?,

    Or If I Had Asked For Bratwurst, Would You Ask Me If I Was German?,

    Or If I Asked For A Kosher Hot Dog, Would You Ask Me If I Was Jewish?,

    Or If I Had Asked For A Taco, Would You Ask If I Was Mexican?,

    Or If I Asked For Some Irish Whiskey, Would You Ask If I Was Irish?”

    The Shopkeeper Says: “No, I Probably Wouldn’t”

    The Guy Says: “Well Then, Because I Asked For Mustard Oil, Why Did You Ask If I Am A Santa?”

    The Shopkeeper Replied: “Because , You’re In A Liquor Store“

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    Father Was Telling The Definition Success To His Son.

    Father: “Son, Success Is When Your Signature Turns Into An Autograph.”

    Son: “No Dad, Success Is When My Signature Turns Into Black Label Or Chivas Regal.”

    Cheers To This Boy

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    Teacher : If We Dont Give Water To Cow, Then What Happen...

    Bunty : Then We Will Get Milk Powder...!!!

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    Teacher How come you do not comb your hair?


    Boy: No comb, Sir. Teacher Use your dads then.


    Boy: No hair, Sir.

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    Teacher-whats your father?


    Bhanu- I.C.S in summer

    And


    P.C.S in winter


    Teacher-whats that?


    Bhanu-Ice cream seller in summer

    And


    Pakoda chat seller in winter.

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    Teja-Oye ! what are you doing ?


    Ramesh-Recording this babys voice.


    Teja-Why?


    Ramesh- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this

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    Ramesh At Railway Station To Other People:

    Did Anyone Lose Money Wrapped In A Rubber Band?

    One Said: Yes I Did


    Ramesh: Well, Its Your Lucky Day, I Found The Rubberband

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