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    Girl’s Facebook Status – Traveled In A Bus After Such A Long Time.

    Comments:

    Awwwww.. Muah..
    May Be Next Time We Both Can Go Together Sweetie.
    You Went Without Me?
    Wow! I Also Wanna Experience It Once.
    You Must Be Tired Na Honey?
    Boy’s Facebook Status – Traveled In A Bus After Such A Long Time.

    Comments:

    Haan To Saale Usme Hum Kya Kare?
    Bas Yehi Aukaat Hai Teri.
    Saale Ab Tu Rickshaw Me Jayega To Bhi Status Rakhega?
    Abe Baap Ko Bole Ek Cycle To Dila De Kam Se Kam.

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    Pathan Santa Ke Ghar Jata Hai Aur Poochta Hai.

    Pathan: “O Yara, Tu Ek Message Do-Do Baar Kyun Bhejta Hai?”

    Santa: “Kar Di Na Pathano Wali Baat Oye Ek To Tu Rakh Liya Kar, Doosra Forward Kar Diya Kar”

    Pathan : “Tum To Poora Gadhe Ka Bacha Hai Teen Baar Kiya Kar”

    Santa : “Wo Kyun”

    Pathan : “Delete Tumhara Baap Karega“

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    Park Mein Ladki Apne Premi Ka Sir Apni God Mein Rakh Ke Bethi Thi,

    Pyar Bhari Nazaron Se Use Dekhte Hue Boli.

    Ladki: “My Janu, My Baby, Mera Bachha, My Sweetu, My Golu, Kya Tum Mujhse Shadi Karoge? Bol Mere Munne”

    Ladka: “Aray Yaar Propose Kar Rahi Hai Ya God Le Rahi Hai“

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    Ek Pathan Ladki Ko Propose Karta Hua Kehta Hai.

    Pathan: “I Love You”

    Ladki: “Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na Tumhein?”

    Pathan: “Lo Kar Baat, Friendship Toh Abhi Hui Nahi Aur Farmaishein Pehle Hi Tyaar“

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    Boy Friend: Babe, What Are You Doing?

    Girl Friend: Nothing, Tired Just Going To Sleep Now Honey,

    What About You Sweetheart?

    Boy Friend: ?In The Club, Standing Behind You Honey.

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    A woman was driving in her car on a narrow road.

    She was knitting at the same time, so she was driving very slowly.

    A man came up from behind and he wanted to pass her.

    He opened the window and yelled, Pull over! Pull over!

    The lady yelled back, No, it's a sweater!

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    One million copies of a new book sold


    In just two days due to typing error of one alphabet in title.


    An idea,that can change your WIFE'


    While real word was(LIFE).

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    On Dinner Time Wife Asks Husband.

    Wife: Do You Want Dinner?

    Husband: Yeah, What Are My Choices?

    Wife: Yes And No.

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    For A Girl Who Says, All Men Are The Same

    Should Be Asked,

    Who Told Her To Try All Of Them.

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    A man is talking to God.

    The man: God, how long is a million years?


    God: To me, its about a minute.


    The man: God, how much is a million dollars?


    God: To me it's a penny.


    The man: God, may I have a penny?


    God: Wait a minute.

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