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    हास्य साम्राज्ञी Neelima's Avatar
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    Boyfriend: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.


    Girlfriend: Do you want me to leave ?


    Boyfriend: NO! Don't even think about it.


    Girlfriend: Do you love me ?


    Boyfriend: Of course! Over and over


    Girlfriend: Have you ever cheated on me ?


    Boyfriend: NO! Why are you even asking ?


    Girlfriend: Will you kiss me ?


    Boyfriend: Every chance I get


    Girlfriend: Will you hit me ?


    Boyfriend: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person


    Girlfriend: Can I trust you ?


    Boyfriend: Yes.


    Girlfriend: Darling


    After Marriage - simply read from Bottom to Top. It sounds really interesting Marriage jokes

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    After massive demand from all husbands...


    A new app called,"Fear" is launched in IPHONE 7


    You just say ,"Wife"


    and it immediately closes all websites,


    hides all chats,
    shuts down all games,


    hide all special folders
    and


    deletes chat history!
    and best above all,


    it puts your wife's photograph as a wallpaper

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    Once a doctor with knife in hand was running behind a patient&

    People asked: What happend Doctor?

    Doctor: Its 4th time he came for brain operation,

    and after hair cut he ran away...

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    Officer: You were speeding.


    Man: No, I wasn't.


    Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.


    Man: But I wasn't speeding.


    Officer: Tell that to the judge!


    Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?


    Officer: Yes, you would.


    Man: What if I just thought that you were?


    Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.


    Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neelima View Post
    Boyfriend: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.


    Girlfriend: Do you want me to leave ?


    Boyfriend: NO! Don't even think about it.


    Girlfriend: Do you love me ?


    Boyfriend: Of course! Over and over


    Girlfriend: Have you ever cheated on me ?


    Boyfriend: NO! Why are you even asking ?


    Girlfriend: Will you kiss me ?


    Boyfriend: Every chance I get


    Girlfriend: Will you hit me ?


    Boyfriend: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person


    Girlfriend: Can I trust you ?


    Boyfriend: Yes.


    Girlfriend: Darling


    After Marriage - simply read from Bottom to Top. It sounds really interesting Marriage jokes
    Rotfl.....

    Interesting conversation.

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    Universal Truth: Help A Girl When She Is In Trouble,


    And She Will Surely Remember You,


    Only When&


    She Is Again In Trouble.

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    Difference Between Thoughts Of Imran Khan And Imraan Hashmi.

    Imran Khan: If You Give Me 100 Young Boys, I Can Change The Nation

    Imraan Hashmi: If You Give Me 100 Young Girl, I Can Create Another Nation

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neelima View Post
    Difference Between Thoughts Of Imran Khan And Imraan Hashmi.

    Imran Khan: If You Give Me 100 Young Boys, I Can Change The Nation

    Imraan Hashmi: If You Give Me 100 Young Girl, I Can Create Another Nation
    Pmpl.. Rotfl...........

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    A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.


    The doctor asks, What do you mean?


    The man says, When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.

    If I touch my knee OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.


    The doctor says, I know whats wrong with you youve broken your finger!

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    Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

    Husband : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,

    I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

    Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

    Husband : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,

    What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

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