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    Pathan Ne ek Bache Ka Kidnap Kiya Or Kaghaz Pe Yeh Likh Ke Bache Ki Peeth Pe Chipkaya

    “10 Lakh Kal Subah Pull Ke Neechy Pahuncha Do”

    Or Bache Ko Ghar Waapis Bhejh Diya

    Doosrey Din Woh Pul Ke Neeche Gaya Tu Usse Paise Mil Gaye Or Sath Kaghaz Pe Likha Tha

    “Khuda Qasam Paise Ka Ghum Nahi, Ghum Iss Baat Ka Hai Ke Pathan Ne Pathan Ko Loota“

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    Santa Ne Bade Dukhi Mann Se Apne Khas Yaar Banta Ko Bola.

    Santa: “Yaar Vo Meri Padosan Priya Na Bahri Hai”

    Banta Hairani Se: “Wo Kaise?”

    Santa: “Maine Use I Love You Kaha To Boli, Maine Kal Hi Naye Sandal Kharide Hai“

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    Men Are Like Bluetooth…

    Always Connected When Wife Is Around…

    The Moment Wife Is Away…

    They Automatically Starts Searching For New Devices…

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    Medical Ka Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Tha

    Teacher: “Agar Kisi Ladki Ko Mirgi Ka Attack Ho To Usko Lambe Samaye Tak Kiss Karo, Wo Theek Ho Jayegi”

    Pappu Ne Ye Suna Aur Excited Hokar Bola

    Pappu: “Par Sir, Usko Ye Attack Dilayen Kaise?“

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    Santa Ek Din Apne Dost Ko Bade Dukhi Man Se Bata Raha Tha

    Santa: “Bachpan Mein Maan Ki Baat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Na Dekhne Padte”

    Dost: “Kya Kahti Thi Maan?”

    Santa: “Jab Baat Hi Nahi Suni To,Mujhe Kya Pata Kya Kahti Thi“

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    Wife:


    Today, I want to relax,


    so I have brought three movie tickets.

    Husband: why three tickets?

    Wife: you and your parents.

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    MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

    Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?

    Mr. Bean: 9

    Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

    Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you Have just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

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    Ek Bar Santa Sadak Ki Side Pe Potty Kar Raha Thha.

    Do Police Walo Ne Ye Dekha Aur Usko Pakad Ke Hawalat Mein Le Jane Lage

    Santa Ne Ye Dekha Aur Bola.

    Santa: “Oye Kanoon Ke Rakhwalo, Sabut Toh Uttha Lo“

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    Santa Ne Nayi Car Li Aur Sadak Pe Leke Ghumne Nikal Pada.

    Raste Mein Ek Jagah Checking Ho Rahi Thhi, Ek Police Wale Ne Usko Rok Liya.

    Santa Ne Gadi Side Pe Laga Li, Inspector Aaya Aur Saanta Se Pucha.

    Inspector: “Car Gas Par Hai?”

    Santa: “Nahi Ji”

    Inspector: “Petrol Par Hai?”

    Santa: “Nahi”

    Inspector: “To Diesel Par Hogi?”

    Santa: “Ji Vo Bhi Nahi”

    Inspector Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Bola: “Abe Phir Kis Par Hai?”

    Santa Bholepan Se: “Ji Installment Par Hai“

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    Dosto Aaye Dekhe Haryana Mein Teachers English Language Ki Kaise Maa Behen Ek Karte Hain.

    1. Don’t Talk In Front Of My Back.

    2. Both Of You Three Get Out Of The Class.

    3. Why Are You So Late? Say Yes Or No.

    4. Take 5 Cm Copper Wire Of Any Length.

    5. I Have Two Daughters. Both Of Them Are Girls.

    6. All Of You Stand In A Straight Circle.

    7. Be Quiet. Principal Passed Away Just Now.

    8. Why Are You Looking At The Monkey Outside When I Am Standing Here ?

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