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    हास्य साम्राज्ञी Neelima's Avatar
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    *डॉक्टर* ने दवा देने के आठ दिन बाद दंपत्ति को पूछा:
    *अब आप लोगों की *इम्युनिटी* कितनी बढ़ी???

    जवाब मिला :
    *पहले 2 घंटे झगड़ते थे अब 5 घंटे तक झगड़ा कर सकते है।।*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neelima View Post
    *डॉक्टर* ने दवा देने के आठ दिन बाद दंपत्ति को पूछा:
    *अब आप लोगों की *इम्युनिटी* कितनी बढ़ी???

    जवाब मिला :
    *पहले 2 घंटे झगड़ते थे अब 5 घंटे तक झगड़ा कर सकते है।।*
    Pmpl.. Rotfl......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neelima View Post
    *डॉक्टर* ने दवा देने के आठ दिन बाद दंपत्ति को पूछा:
    *अब आप लोगों की *इम्युनिटी* कितनी बढ़ी???

    जवाब मिला :
    *पहले 2 घंटे झगड़ते थे अब 5 घंटे तक झगड़ा कर सकते है।।*

    मारो मारो

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    सभी उपस्थित मित्रो से निवेदन है फोरम पे कुछ न कुछ योगदान करे,अपनी रूचि के अनुसार किसी भी सूत्र में अपना योगदान दे सकते है,या फिर आप भी कोई नया सूत्र बना सकते है

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    When A Women Says What?

    Its Not Because She Didn’t Hear You.

    She’s Given You A Chance To Change What You Said.

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    A Married Couple Is Driving Down The Highway Doing 80km/h. The Husband Is Behind The Wheel.

    His Wife Looks Over At Him And Says: “Honey, I Know We’ve Been Married For 15 Years, But, I Want A Divorce”

    The Husband Says Nothing But Slowly Increases Speed To 100km/h.

    Wife Then Says: “I Don’t Want You To Try To Talk Me Out Of It, Because I’ve Been Having An Affair With Your Best Friend, And He’s A Better Lover Than You”

    Again The Husband Stays Quiet And Just Speeds Up As His Anger Increases.

    Wife: “I Want The House”

    Again The Husband Speeds Up, And Now Is Doing 120km/h.

    Wife: “I Want The Kids Too”

    The Husband Just Keeps Driving Faster, And Faster, Now He’s Up To 140km/h.

    Wife: “I Want The Car, The Checking Account, And All The Credit Cards Too”

    The Husband Slowly Starts To Veer Toward A Bridge Overpass Piling, As She Says: “Is There Anything You Want?”

    The Husband Says: “No, I’ve Got Everything I Need”

    She Asks: “Really! What’s That?”

    The Husband Replies Just Before They Hit The Wall At 200km/h: “I’ve Got The Airbag.“

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    Ek Din Wo Hamse Mile To Bole,

    Kya Hamein Yaad Karte Ho?

    Ab Unhe Kaun Bataye,

    Ki Yaad Karna Itna Asaan Bhi Nahi Hota,

    Itna Asaan Hota To,

    Hum Apni Class Mein Top Na Kar Lete.

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    Once A Carrot Fell In Love With A Cabbage.

    After Some Months, Finally They Got Married.

    Next Day His Buddy Beet Asked: How Was Your Wedding Night?

    Carrot: What Wedding Night! Whole Night Was Spent In Undressing Her

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    A Russian wife goes to police station.

    Russian Wife: My husband went to the market yesterday to bring potatoes.

    He has not returned home yet.

    Russian Inspector: Why dont you cook something else?

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    Difference Between Horror and Beautiful


    Beautiful Night Is When You Your Teddy Bear and Sleep.


    Horror Is When Your Teddy s You Back

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    Hindi Teacher to Santa: What is the name of your father?


    Santa: Google Singh


    Teacher: How's that name?


    Santa: Where ever I go, he always finds me out

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