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    Class Mein Sir Ne Ek Ladki Se Puchha

    Sir: “Define Energy?”

    Girl: “Sir, Mujhe Poora Nahi Aata Sirf Last Ka Thoda Aata Hai”

    Sir: “Okay, Jitna Aata Hai Utna Hi Bolo”

    Girl: “And This Is Called Energy“

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    Boy: “I Love You”

    Girl: “Main Bhi Tumse I Love You Kahoon To Kya Karoge?”

    Boy: “Main To Khushi Se Marr Hi Jaunga”

    Girl: “Ja Fir Nahi Kehti Jee Le Apni Zindagi“

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    Santa Ka Ek Padosi China Se Tha, Kafi Time Se Ek Sath Rahne Se Aana Jaana Ho Gaya Unka.

    Par Beemari Ki Wajah Se Shadi Ke Ek Saal Baad Hi Bechare Chinese Ki Biwi Mar Gayi.

    Santa Afsoos Karne Uske Paas Gaya, Aur Uske Kandhe Pe Haath Rakh Kar Samjhaate Hue Bola.

    Santa: “Koi Ni Yaar Shukar Kar Ek Saal Chal Gayi Chinese Thi Aur Kitna Chalti.“

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    Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha,

    Banta Kafi Der Se Yeh Dekh Raha Thha, Akhirkar Usne Puchha.

    Banta: “Kya Dekh Raha Hai Yaar?”

    Santa: “Arrey, Ye Dekh Raha Hun Ki Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha Hai“

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    Santa Delhi Se Mumbai Apne Ek Dost Ke Paas Gaya To Dost Ne Haal Chaal Puchha.

    Santa Dukhi Hote Hue Bola: “Kya Batau Yaar, Raat Bhar Train Mein Neend Hi Nahin Aayee, Upar Ki Seat Mili Thi”…

    Dost: “To Exchange Kyun Nahi Ki Seat”

    Santa: “Arrey Bewakoof, Kis Se Karta, Neeche Ki Seat Pe To Koi Bhi Nahi Tha“

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    Teacher To Class: “Complete The Sentence.”

    “Early To Bed And Early To Rise”

    Pappu: “This Man Has No Interest In His Wife.”

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    Santa Apne Bachho Pappu Aur Chinki Ko Maar Raha Tha.

    Padosi Ne Pucha: “Arrey Bhai Sahab Kyu Bacho Pe Julam Kar Rahe Ho, Esa Kya Ho Gaya?”

    Santa Gusse Se: “Mene Inse Puchha Ki Tu Kiska Beta Hai To Ye Bola, Im A Complan Boy Aur Chinki Se Bhi Pucha To Boli, Im A Complan Girl.”

    Padosi Hairani Hote Hue: “To Ismein Galat Kya Hai?”

    Santa: “Arrey, Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Aur Ka“

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    Santa Ek Baar TV Lene Bazaar Mein Gaya, Salesman Ne Dekha Ki Ye To Santa Hai Isko Bevkoof Bana Ke Loota Jaaye.

    Santa: “Yeh TV Ka Rate Kya Hai?”

    Salesman: “Ek Lakh Rs.”

    Santa: “Itna Mahnga, Ismein Esa Kya Khas Hai?”

    Sal: “Ji Light Chali Gayi To Ye Automatic Off Ho Jayega.”

    Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Oohhho, Bhadiya Hai, Pack Kardo

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    Ek Ladki Badi Udaas Si Colony Mein Se Jaa Rahi Thi

    Pados Ke Ladke Ne Use Roka Aur Puchha

    Ladka: “Arey Aise Udas Si Ho Ke Kaha Jaa Rahi Ho?”

    Ladki: “Suicide Karne Jaa Rahi Hoon”

    Ladke Ne Use Upar Se Lekar Niche Tak Dekha Aur Hairani Se Pucha

    Ladka: “Arey To Phir Itna Make-Up Kyu Kiya Hua Hai?”

    Ladki: “Arey Budhu, Kal Newspaper Mein Photo Bhi To Aani Hai“

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    Gabbar Thakur Se Chillate Hue Bola

    Gabbar: “Ye Mobile Mujhe De De, Thakur”

    Thakur: “Dekh Gabbar Hath-Pair Ke Mazak Tak To Thik Tha Par Mobile Ka Nahi, Kyoki Is Mein Facebook Chal Rahi Hai Aur Basanti Online Hai“

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