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    GF : My Birthday Is Tomorrow, What Gift Will You Give Me?


    BF : Ring.


    Gf : O Really...sweetheart!


    Bf : I Will Give You a Ring but Do Not Accept My Call Tomorrow,


    My Mobile Balace Is Very Low.

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    A Telugu Guy Calls Her Girl Friend For A Dinner Treat

    Guy: Do You Want To Go Out For Dinner

    Girl Happily: Yeah Sure.

    Guy: So Eight Oclock Come To Babu Ganeshan.

    Girl: Come To What, Say Again?

    Guy: Arrey Babu Ganeshan Yaar.

    Girl: I Dont Know This Place, I Will Come To Your House and Then We Will Go Together.

    Guy: OMG! You Dont Know Babu Ganeshan? Okay You Just Come To My Place,

    I Will Take You There.

    Girl Comes To Guys House and Then They Both Reach At Babu Ganeshan.

    Girl Shocked: Damn You Idiot! Its Pronounced As Barbeque Nation.

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    Height Of Memory Loss:

    A Boy Opens His Tiffin Box On The Road Side To See,

    Whether He Is Going To School, Or Coming Back From School.

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    Ram: Meet my wife


    Raj: Oh! I knw her


    Ram: How ?


    Raj: we were caught sleepng together


    Ram: Wat the **** ?


    Raj: In college during history lecture class ..


    MORAL: Think positive

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    Aajkal Airtel 4G Wali Ladki Gayab Hai.

    Suna Hai Ki Vo Bhi Reliance Store Ke Bahar Line Mein Lag Kar Reliance Jio Ki Free SIM Lene Ki Koshish Kar Rahi Hai.

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    Santa Ne Naya Naya Mobile Liya Tha To Balance Dalwane Dukan Par Gaya Aur Bola

    Santa: “Yaar 10 Ka Recharge Kardo”

    Dukaandar: “Bhai 7 Rs. Milenge”

    Santa Kuch Soch Ke Bola: “Koi Baat Nahi Baki 3 Rs Ki Bhujiya Dedo“

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    Santa Ne Bus Mein Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.

    Ladki: “Tumhare Ghar Mein Maan-Behen Nahi Hai Kya?”

    Santa Bholepan Se: “Kya Pata, Mein To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hoon.“

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    Santa Ke Jale Hue Lips Dekh Kar Banta Ne Hairani Se Puchha

    Banta: “Oye Tere Lips Kaise Jal Gaye?”

    Santa: “Yaar Wo Biwi Ko Station Choddne Gaya Tha, Khushi Ke Maare Train Ke Engine Ko Hi Choom Liya“

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    A Cool Message From Wife.

    Dear Mother-In-Law,

    Don’t Teach Me How To Handle My Children.

    I Am Living With One Of Yours And He Really Needs A Lot Of Improvement.

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    Ek Baar Ek Khan Hotel Mein Room Book Karwa Raha Hota Hai,

    Aur Receptionist Waiter Ko Khan Ke Kamare Tak Pahunchane Ke Liye Kehti Hai, Waiter Khan Ko Le Jata Hai Aur Bolta Hai.

    Waiter: “Chalo Ander”

    Khan: “Oye Hum Is Kamre Mein Nahi Rahga, Humko Pagal Samjha Hai Kya? Paisa Itna Diya Or Kamra Itna Chota Sa”

    Waiter: “Abe Gadhe Ki Aulad, Andar To Chal Ye Lift Hai“

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